Male: I can see your nipples through your top wear a bra.
Braless me: my what?
Male: nipples.
Braless me: what?
Male: nipples.
Braless me: *shakes head & looks confused*
Male: ...nipples.
Braless me: *continues to look confused until sexist individual is left shouting ‘nipples’*
I'm smoking with my neighbor and this nigga like "ay, imma be right back"
He leaves and comes back with 4 turtles in a shoe box talking about "look what I found yesterday"