anastasia from the pocket

just a spider on my journey through the shit and the sweetness

[The Ministry of Hurt Feelings @soypreme]

Male: I can see your nipples through your top wear a bra.
Braless me: my what?
Male: nipples.
Braless me: what?
Male: nipples.
Braless me: *shakes head & looks confused*
Male: ...nipples.
Braless me: *continues to look confused until sexist individual is left shouting ‘nipples’*

[𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖔𝕶𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓 @Allluminaughty]

When your @bad_dragon dildo is too big to use so you find another use for it 💁🏻‍♀️

[morg @mookTHEmonster]

I'm smoking with my neighbor and this nigga like "ay, imma be right back"

He leaves and comes back with 4 turtles in a shoe box talking about "look what I found yesterday"

[anastasia from the pocket @sadistwizard]

Oh look it me in real life aye

[anastasia from the pocket @sadistwizard]

Emotional baby boy emotional man

[anastasia from the pocket @sadistwizard]

@charnsukas Nothing so bored LETS DO SOMETHIn

[anastasia from the pocket @sadistwizard]

Gonna go get cigs at the same place I always do and the guy will ask again "no work?" and I will say again "uh no" here we go

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

Lost my virginity today!

[anastasia from the pocket @sadistwizard]

Guess what just happened while I tried to light a blunt

[anastasia from the pocket @sadistwizard]

Just saying it's a bummer man sorry for interrupting

[anastasia from the pocket @sadistwizard]

I'M J. JONAH JAMESON AND YOUR DICK IS SPIDER-MAN

[anastasia from the pocket @sadistwizard]

I'm gonna make my DAD proud

[anastasia from the pocket @sadistwizard]

@nebjpg @dtxali Wtf where the baby at that ain't good

[anastasia from the pocket @sadistwizard]

Never got a single fuckin thank you for it

[Dey @ShiaLeBoofPack]

support yr girlfriend n buy her nudes off of her