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the worst bay area sports takes you’ve ever heard

[matty ice @sadjosesharks]

@SashaLove1988 @Tysonofjohn @TIMBO_SL1CE @ryanknowsports That’s literally never the case lol, outside of last year the 9ers made the NFCCG or Super Bowl in nearly every 21st century playoff run

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@MyFryHole Two smart players and someone who competes hard - I don’t hate it!

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@piklokia @2MINIHULK I agree with you re: defense, but I’m really talking about his lacking physicality in the corners on offense since most of our zone entries and dump and chase. All other wingers are getting dirty on the chase; he needs to embrace the physicality to truly compete hard on offense.

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@QHughesGhosts @ATess629 @SnipeCity420 I said race too lol, and I also played through high school and my college dreams were dashed by an injury I sustained on a slew foot lol, I’d be humiliated if my career ender were as soft as a tug on the shoulder and repositioning of the legs.

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@QHughesGhosts @ATess629 @SnipeCity420 We’re watching a clip in slow motion - Celebrini holds and gets incidental foot contact trying to swim/work around Hughes. If you think that’s a slew foot then every single puck battle or race is going to be full of slew foots.

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@ATess629 @SnipeCity420 Hilarious dude, it’s a contact sport, I’ve seen worse in beer league

[warriorsworld @warriorsworld]

Luka a real leader. This is how you stand up for your teammates.

[matty ice @sadjosesharks]

@hockeystatcards Will Smith is just on the bottom of every score card regardless of his linemates, yet we’re saying he’s a $12m+ player 😭

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@CelebriniBetter Love the potential of Smitty but if I have to watch him literally coast to loose pucks, especially defensively, I’m gonna lose it

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Turns out Brock Purdy looks pretty average if you just simply injure his entire wide receiver room!

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Pineiro’s miss makes this a two score game lol

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@grantcohn Shanny only wants geriatric players on the field

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@_CricketJimminy @FieldYates Bad idea by Brock, great play by Bates. Either way, I’ll take his downs for all of his ups

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@_CricketJimminy @FieldYates He’s 12/15 on the day, in what world is that bad?

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@_CricketJimminy @FieldYates Hilarious bait

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@thejayelder Lmao he was completely run up on and hit on his blindside

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@yan_nai @ST0L3NBYVAND0 luka was 1/6 when guarded by yax. his one bucket was the halfcourt heave

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@1130Truman @BrickCenter_ Free throw merchant lol, he had 16 points without the fts and the half court heave. The warriors SUCK, I can’t wait to see him against a real team

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@acedanielsbb @grantcohn I think both-he doesn’t coach situationally particularly well is the main critique.