no amount of "top gun: maverick beach scene is bad because" tweets will change the fact that whenever i felt down in 2022 i went to the cinema to catch maverick again and when That Scene hit all my troubles melted away. you are powerless before that. it transcends your criticism.
explaining to my wife the minor existential crisis I had in high school when I got invited to a cool party for once and a friend tells everyone “give Blake any cartoon and I bet he knows who created it.” A girl throws out “Hey Arnold” and I mumble “Craig Bartlett.”