sydney

i am an adam parrish apologist first and a person second

[sydney @sadneydavis]

it’s simple. i wake up. i listen to punisher by phoebe bridgers all the way through. i set myself up for a horrible day.

[sydney @sadneydavis]

when the customer says “let me speak to manager” and the manager is a 26 year old girl with an over the garden wall tattoo and a fear of confrontation

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@JamieLauren14 💕❣️💕❣️

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:-) #NewProfilePic

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@JamieLauren14 me but with televangelism - sun bleached flies - strangers

[🔻israa 🇵🇸 فلسطين حرة FREE 🇸🇩&🇨🇩 @israaverse]

to get the full cat owner experience you should get one of each of these

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@blackirises_ … i was scared :/

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is this a common experience: you’re sitting in a cafe waiting for your drink and a man asks if you’re currently sitting at the table you’re very clearly sitting at and then you say “uh yeah?” and he says “i want to sit there”

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government assigned jellycat... i too am bold, bright, and ready to wriggle ✨

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@JamieLauren14 pov: lucifer is sitting on you and trying to cheer you up

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the blessing of free audiobooks on spotify versus the curse of one single author being listed as your top listened to artist on spotify wrapped

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i accidentally sprayed canola oil directly in my eye at work today. i hope i develop x-ray vision or something. i’ll keep y’all updated.

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i love that my neighbors just keep their compost exposed to the elements in a big pile in our side yard for all the critters to munch on. i never know who i’m gonna see when i look out there. a family of raccoons? a squirrel eating a french fry? two rats fighting over a corn cob?

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mom can you pick me up? my boyfriend left me alone in farm & fleet and i’m scared

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@kaylahsaltz he also owns a restaurant but yes i think he would claim that being a landlord is a business

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pov: you ask your landlord if he has time to come look at your broken washing machine this week

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@adamlevinefan42 literally like use a fucking period if you’re gonna be writing a novel

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is it normal to want to punch a hole through the wall every time you talk to your landlord or do i have unaddressed anger issues

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i can’t watch the sandman because i know the goth guy with the pet raven will give me gender envy

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@kaylahsaltz @DuganAmanda @emilielangjahr how did you know i needed outfit inspo