Sad Public Cloud

we're trying here.

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

we’re gonna ship some shitty reimplementations of your fav infrastructure this week.

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

fred is our best engineer. fred is on lunch. but when fred is back, we'll probably still have an outage going on.

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

do you ever learn?

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

your containers cant save you now.

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

is rainbow a new ruby framework or something? i always preferred bluepill over god tho. https://t.co/wQ4xtvTUSH

[Larry Ward @LarryTheTractor]

“The rainbow shall be in the cloud, and I will look on it to remember the everlasting covenant between God and... https://t.co/r39VCsdTJq

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

yes, please make it stop. https://t.co/6MJXx5f40w

[Spiros Margaris @SpirosMargaris]

Has #BigData reached

a tipping point in the cloud?

https://t.co/9zgv0tO1wx #fintech @CIOonline

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

who needs HIPAA if there's no health insurance portability or accountability.

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

everyone moved to kubernetes. where do I fit in?

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

little known fact, our employees are ridden to death and turned to glue at the end of their useful life too.

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

hey, four nines of availability gives us 52.56minutes per year. we'll take that all right now plz

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

relax, sip your 40, quit working for the night. we straight busted. https://t.co/Ry6mW0yj6q

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

@EWDurbin @evanm @wickman great, so I'm the bad guy again.

Y'all suck

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

we understand that you may have other dumpsters on fire right now, but we get jealous so... https://t.co/zK6PnQC3Oo

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

everything cool now?

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

what was that? we were all on lunch.

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

welcome to the future folks.

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

@benjaminws don't worry, we hired @danveloper to build our termination pipelines. SHIT ALWAYS WORKS.

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

@benjaminws nah, terminations working great r.n.

[Sad Public Cloud @sadpubliccloud]

hope you don't need to like... scale up or replace _autoscaling_ instances right now.