Depressed Tom Selleck

i like my avocado trees. scorched earth policy in mario kart. actor(?)

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@ActualAndyPants @FunTylerFacts The last thing you have to contribute to this planet is a short obituary. Find the courage and finish that letter, bud 👍

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@AspyrMedia Somehow managing to also port over the 0kb storage glitch in the big '26 is honestly impressive

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@Bristol6omg May as well have, "Vapid shill," tattooed on her forehead

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@MaceAhWindu Really happy the Dems are progressive enough to run a member of the Lollipop Guild

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@GuntherEagleman You strike me as someone who buys guns based on mouth feel

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@BadSocialisms I genuinely think most modern American Catholics are Catholic because it's edgy; going against the grain in a society founded by Anti-Papists. Now that their god-king is being met with an *actual* Catholic, the Americans will drop the mask and romp around as Gaudy Protestants™️

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@GreenTextRepost

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@Anarseldain Doubtful, none of them are that cool

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@drmistercody Biggest gripe forever is that Starkiller Base is the remnants of Ilum, and no one ever talks about it

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@RepOgles Really hope someone has a brass-headed cane with your name on it and the gumption to swing

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@ELONASAURUSREX @KillaDirk Swallow glass, you mouth-breathing chud

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@EylonALevy Wish it did more, stop being a pussy 👍

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@LauraLoomer @RealTomHoman Find the courage and a solid rope, Trandsome Squidward

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@cornski

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@JackPosobiec Hakeem "Scripted Moment" Jeffries? I doubt it. There's no way he's that cool.

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@PeachJars

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@YourAnonNews @RepFine Gonna need a stronger rope for this whale

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@JennaLynnMeowri Furious tbh

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@AustinAyers @MrMcScooter2u I bet your mom is gonna frame your obituary ❤️

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Whoever is going for The Hat Trick™️, please make sure the next one sticks.