shell

hot and sexy and delusional

[shell @sadseashells]

Got appendicitis, had surgery, and then everyone went on vacation without me on the site I paid for

[nick sogard is very cool and i like him @TheNotoriousHRT]

nightmare on storrow drive

[popsee @qopsee99]

Men obsessed with #looksmaxxing but their girlfriends are never #climaxxing

[lydia @dacarez0ne_]

we need to deal with the people who wear yankees hats in boston

[shell @sadseashells]

Just paid off my student loans

[veeeee @thusspakevi]

boston is a hilarious city bc im omw 2 work and im passing by 3 dickheads in powdered wigs dressed like it’s 1776

[shell @sadseashells]

Bodycam videos

[d4rkr34p3r666 @reimufan099]

Has anyone else realized there's nothing to fucking watch on youtube anymore

[Sarah @amymarchinparis]

My entire college experience was truly about meeting ppl with leftist politics who loved the idea of class struggle as an aesthetic but were horrified to learn my dad had a ninth grade education and I was in the same class as them

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Irish people:

[shell @sadseashells]

Oh “when would you want kids” why TF would I willingly sign up to get broke and fat😐

[shell @sadseashells]

My cheeseburger

[shell @sadseashells]

This calorie deficit shit is so easy

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[shell @sadseashells]

Tiktoks people you may know but it’s my estranged mothers raging alcoholic boyfriend

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Having to hear what a millennial paid for rent in 2012 makes my eye twitch like i genuinely can’t listen to it

[໊ @wynavira]

the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize

[shell @sadseashells]

Spending my Monday night driving to every store in a 45 min radius looking for bapple

[shell @sadseashells]

Working remote on marathon Monday this year

[Jiohn 🫦 @ThatGirlJiohn]

i like routine….until i get rlly bored then i like the club & making bad decisions. until i get anxiety then i like routine.

[shell @sadseashells]

Watching everyone around you lose weight through ozempic while you’re getting traumatized by myfitnesspal