If you have a big dick there is no way you can really fail at life. If things get bad you can just look at your big dick and get happy, if they go good you can do the same but feel double happy. It's quite unfair, really.
i told my parents how the boys at school was being mean and picking on me. they just told me that’s what boys do when they have a crush on you and not to worry. later that night, dad came in to show me what to do to get them to stop if it gets to be too much. hopefully they’re private parts are not as big as daddy’s, my jaw and throat was sore all night.