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im here for a good time, not a long time.

she/her

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Adulthood is being excited for a text and it just being a doctor appointment reminder.

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You know you live in the middle of nowhere when the neighbors are calling a town of 50,000 people the city 😂

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I've been on long island for 30 minutes and I already want to go home.

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Nothing says happy Monday like running down the street yelling 'Tubby' shaking a tin of peanuts looking for your runaway pig 🤦‍♀️

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My toxic trait is getting so obsessed with an anime series that I binge read the manga in two days while waiting for my partner to be available for the next episode.

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Nothing reminds me to take my antidepressants quicker than the sudden memory that formspring existed while I was in high school.

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I have some nerve judging people on bumble bff based on their Spotify top artists when mine scream how mentally unwell I am.

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My high school reunion being scheduled the 4 days before my fiance's whole family comes for memorial day weekend is an amazing excuse to not go.

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Is this a good idea or an impulsive mental breakdown

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The fact that me and almost all the other bi women I know are engaged to men is a hate crime.

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Uh so it was approved 😅

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Yesterday my therapist told me I should look into fostering a dog in order to get the cats and me adjusted to having a dog.

So naturally today I put in an application to adopt a puppy. 😅

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I can't wait to spend all day coding this tomorrow: https://t.co/GJRLwIcSxo

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OH ITS MY TIME TO SHINE

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This guy just offered to pay me $100 for a nude and I genuinely don't know if that's a good price or not.

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Me redownloading rise of kingdoms and immediately becoming an officer in a lotr themed alliance is peak nerd.

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Getting nonstop wedding inspo when I got engaged a week ago is so on brand 😶

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Why is the last 5% of packing legitimately impossible? 😅

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Starting to plan my Halloween party in September is so on brand that I'm sure no one is surprised

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Trying to pick between v expensive or v shitty internet in the mountains of Virginia is uh NOT fun.