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a human plant who survives off of sunlight. #blacklivesmatter

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Eve Babitz and I were born on the same day. I will never shut up about this ever again.

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We need a bechdel test for men where what’s measured is whether or not two men have a conversation with each other about their feels.

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No one has Trump derangement syndrome stronger than Donald Trump.

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Have y’all seen this yet?

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Biggest life regret is giving away my OPI x Hunger Games nail polish collection in 2014. What was I thinking?!

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Girls be like “I really needed this” and it’s just them not having guilt and anxiety for sitting in the house.

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Ah yes. The 2 genders; Spider-Man and Gilmore Girls.

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Girls will be like “I really needed this” and it’s just turning 25.

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I need to eat a bowl of buttered Parmesan noodles and then consume an entire bag of Swedish fish in order to be cured of the ailments of human existence.

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This officially an ‘I only tweet the food I’m craving at 9pm’ account.

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I really want a biscuit and a breakfast sausage pattie right now. It’s old man o’clock.

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I want to eat my weight in chocolate covered waffle cones.

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Every time I watch a video that takes place in Los Angeles I get sick to my stomach. Can someone explain that?

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I want to eat chocolate chip pancakes SO BAD

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I finally see the Noah Kahan hype. I’m vibing.

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It’s 2025.

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If I see one more McRib AD I’m going to lose it.

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For a guy who loves romance films you have a hard time allowing yourself to be in one.

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Trisha Paytas and Paul Mescal in the same room was NEVER on my bingo card.

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I think lying down in a forest while it snows and then coming home to a warm fire and soup would fix me.

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Friendly reminder that Zooey Deschanel is a nepo baby.