Saeed Kodaimati II ™

if it sounds pretentious it’s probably satirical

[Saeed Kodaimati II ™ @saeedk72]

Wrote this poem during lecture

[Saeed Kodaimati II ™ @saeedk72]

Tatis home run and Manny walk off my eyes were blessed tonight

[Saeed Kodaimati II ™ @saeedk72]

GTFO NOT THE REDS PLEASE haven’t I been through enough

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

If MLB teams were on the same latitude but in Europe, the Middle East, and Africa

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

One of the coolest things the Rose Bowl does is have the broadcast booth select the players of the game. Wanted to give it originally to the ENTIRE IU OL but when told that couldn’t happen I thought Pat really embodied the OL dominance for 60 minutes and should be the player of the game. And then to watch that moment when he found out was one of my favorite moments of the year. 🌹🥹

[Darnay Tripp @DarnayTripp]

Philip Rivers in his NFL debut (Nov. 7, 2004) and Rivers tonight in his 246th regular season game.

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

HOW ‘BOUT THEM DAWGS ‼️‼️

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

Same shots, 50 seasons apart 🎥

[Saeed Kodaimati II ™ @saeedk72]

Sometimes i miss when the Padres sucked. No expectations and it cost $20 to go to the game

[Saeed Kodaimati II ™ @saeedk72]

Bastards have given me hope

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

One job today.

[Saeed Kodaimati II ™ @saeedk72]

Whoever decided that horse radish has to be on roast beef sandwiches is a dweeb

[Saeed Kodaimati II ™ @saeedk72]

This hit alone made him the best catcher we’ve had in 15 years

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

If you look up the word ‘dawg,’ you’ll be redirected to this video of Freddy.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

On this day in 2023, Lamont Butler hit this STUNNING buzzer-beater to send @Aztec_MBB to the #NationalChampionship 🚨

#MarchMadness

[Saeed Kodaimati II ™ @saeedk72]

Everyone’s talking about hitting people around them. Personally I’m gonna take a swing and send that foul ball right back

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

it's over six pounds what could go wrong

[Saeed Kodaimati II ™ @saeedk72]

Who convinced white people that the optimal breakfast meat is pork lmao

[Saeed Kodaimati II ™ @saeedk72]

We should hate on this so much that they start over

[Shrek @Shrek]

Far, Far Away's finest are coming.

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

Success at every level 🏆➡️🏆

#GoDawgs | #DawgsInTheNFL

[NFL @NFL]

Antonio Gates. @ProFootballHOF Class of 2025! #PFHOF25 #NFLHonors

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

Phew, the Braves didnt get Tanner Scott. I wonder who signed hi-

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

elaine suddenly has a long-standing medical claim approved and then gets her cable issue fixed by saying “someone should really do something about people like you” while talking to customer service.

kramer gets arrested for using a citibike for a morning bike ride.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

seinfeld episode where george has the same jacket as the guy who shot the ceo and vaguely alludes to being him to pick up women