sarah!

[raincey @stilla6eliever]

air? salty
door? rusty
lost? in the memory
changing? for the better
wanting? was enough
plans? cancelled
meeting? behind the mall
you? never mine
living? for the hope of it all

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[sarah! @saerosmithh]

@cardamomkiss the people around me were a HUGE factor in my PPD with my first. when I had kids with my husband, my postpartum experience was infinitely better. Who would’ve thought🤯

[hera @shiningdaisies]

minus the resting bitch face and the grumpiness and the hateful things i say i do think i am a ball of sunshine

[Oriana González @ReporterOriana]

☝🏻 i have questions about why the department of education specifically chose a still from the jimmy neutron-fairly oddparents crossover episode to illustrate this point

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’d be such a bad lawyer bc i’d be listening to the other side and go wait teaa i never looked at it that way before

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[sarah! @saerosmithh]

@agreatdayinnc to add and potentially make the take hotter: IF you rely on grandparents for free childcare, they should be a part of the discussion if you’re considering having more kids.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[sarah! @saerosmithh]

@megannn_lynne South Park or Hoarders

[MORE OF THIS @holzawn]

P!nk’s glass:

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

my lobster too buttery, my steak too juicy

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

The lens flare in this photo looks like Eric Cartman

[sarah! @saerosmithh]

@coughdropsh our local mall has a dippin dots vending machine if you haven’t tried that!!

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[Nunnie The G @NunnieTheG]

Which veggies they say have the parasite again? I’m tryna be in a size 4T by Friday.

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

It’s gonna be 100 degrees tomorrow and I can’t even get a nice cold caesar salad to wash my martini down with because lettuce now gives people explosive diarrhea

[Charlie Watts @char1iewatts]

I think Bonnie Tyler singing Total Eclipse of the Heart on a cruise during an actual eclipse will always be my favourite memory of her