Jackie Daytoña

fuck around and find out ~ $saeshaks

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

I don’t mean to sound melodramatic but do y’all ever think about how humanity used to navigate the world by the stars and now people can’t make a grocery list without help from AI.

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

Ppl who are not self-sufficient really irritate me 😭 like look it up yourself!!!! Figure it out yourself!!!! The information is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

[Ryan12ﾒ𝟶2 @Ryan12202]

I LEFT MY GIRL BACK HOOOOMMMEE
I DONT LOVE HER NO MOREEE
AND SHE’LL NEVER FUCKING KNOW THAT
THESE FUCKING EYES THAT IM STARING ATTTTT
LET ME SEEEEE THAT AAASSSSSSSSS
LOOK AT ALL THIS CAAAAASSSHHHH
AND I EMPTIED OUT MY CARDS TOO
NOW IM FUCKING LEANING ON THATTTT

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

sometimes u just gotta say "im gonna kill myself" then keep it movin

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

I do not like hearing the Dept of Agriculture say *the well has run dry* about Snap benefits when we are watching a $300 million ballroom be built in real time at the White House.

I call BULLSHIT.

[K @knicksrevenge]

That D4vd situation being swept under the rug really disappoints me

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

When anyone asks my favorite weather

This, I crave this.

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

real

[yels⋆˚࿔ @cupidsediary]

two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”

[🫀BGK the great @frombretoyou]

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

What if you’re inside when the rapture happens and you get stuck in the corner of the ceiling like a balloon

[The Honourable @nomynameisjus]

Y’all gaslighting me into believing that D4VD existed before like 2 weeks ago

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

I know my brain is fried like an egg because someone gets shot and my first instinct is to refresh this app until my eyeballs bleed

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

This is how it feels to have a job

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bok choy @b0yfailure]

the summer i went into psychosis

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

sean kingston waking up one day in 2007: