Saetwo

You're welcome anytime in my dreams

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

:)

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

@SpongyyyP @dizzytubefanboy

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

yeah riot lets put a EMERALD 1 NUNU MID OTP against a MASTERS VAYNE TOP AND SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MATCHMAKING I HAVE A PLAT PLAYER ON MY TEAM THEY HAVE 2 DIAMONDS AND A 5-SEASON MASTERS PLAYER

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

why am i getting 70-90fps on league low settings but 200+ on val high settings someone please help me 😭

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

@zenbenda @UBC should follow the advice in ur bio <3

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

@Kaiitania @detdert @drewlevin one just has to press E. The other has to lane into a GM ambessa

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

D+ for this? @drewlevin wtf is going on

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

@WeGboredX @Oxy9994 why do u average 6 deaths a game as adv in gold

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

@Tilterellaaa @drewlevin @zchalex “meta over the years” last time was like s7 for a few patches. do you think the game has stayed relatively the same since 10 years ago?

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

@Tilterellaaa @drewlevin @zchalex 39.3% global wr with a pick rate of 0.1% in masters+

highest wr in a major region is NA with a 42% wr at 0.25% pr masters+

asol jg in NA is 0.13% pick rate with 48% wr in masters+

stats from lolalytics

am i missing something

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

@Tilterellaaa @drewlevin @zchalex The otp nami has a plethora of other non-off meta junglers she can first time. If my otp support nami is autofilled jungle and she locks in first time amumu jungle idc if she goes 0/10. if she decides she wants to try kat jg with 0 games played of kat, imma have a word

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

GOD IS GOOD I FUCKING HATED THIS GUY 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[Hemomal 🐰 OFFKAI 2026 ✈️→ VBrat , ’- @Hemomal]

Exposing Sykkuno, a serial cheater, master manipulator and dangerous predator.

Read: https://t.co/ZTlOB4zZKS

[sayfposting @sayfposting]

How bad was babybay vs paper rex?

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

@dizzytubefanboy may god bless you with triplets bro 🙏🙏🙏

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

:)

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

jg main filled supp
supp main filled jg
wp riot looking forward to the season~

[Saetwo @saetwo2]

na solo queue is dead

[Καλός @realKalos]

@yuki_cos_1111 @grok make porn sex

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

I live in the Shangri-La Vancouver on 1128 West Georgia Street on the 61st floor.

My name is Tony Chau.

I believe in taking care of my MMR, a balanced champion pool, and a rigorous warm-up routine.

In the morning, if my LP is a little down, I'll put on an ice pack on my mouse hand while warming up the other. I can do 1200 clicks per minute now.

After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep Porofessor analysis on my last 20 games.

In queue, I use a Blitzgg activated rune importer.

Then a UGG build path cross-reference.

And on the enemy team, a full opgg history scrub going back 47 games.

Then I apply a 1 minute mental reset, which I do during loading screen.

I always use a mousepad cleaner with little or no residue, because dirty mousepads slow your micro and make you look hardstuck.

Then hand stretches, then a DPI calibration check, followed by a final RGB adjustment to match my champion's color palette.

My monitor is tilted at exactly 4.7 degrees.

Room temperature set to 19.2 celsius.

I play one ARAM to warm up my fingers, never two. Two makes you sloppy.

I have 14 accounts. My girlfriend doesn't know about 11 of them.

Before every ranked game I eat exactly 7 almonds. Not 6. Not 8. Seven.

There is an idea of a Tony Chau, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory.

And though I can hide my rank and you can add me on Discord and feel like our lifestyles are probably comparable.

I am simply better than you.

study the saskio way

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

He’s so insecure that he made Grok say he’s more fit than fucking Lebron James😭