jeff sapsed

Dad, Mechanic, Electrician, Plumber, Taxi, You know it!

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@fesshole I don’t think you’re alone in this🤣

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@fesshole Tell him…..he probably knows already but he did it for you. I do stuff for all my kids and I don’t expect any thanks for it, just the satisfaction of “doing a bit to help”

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@fesshole Same, I have a Sunderland “lucky” shirt I bought for 24-25 season but we were playing well and didn’t want to “jinx” the form…..still hanging up on the bedroom door with the tags on it ⚽️🤣

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@SNEVKZTV @fesshole I’m sure when I did geography at school, there was a particular name for a road, river and railway all at the same location. Whenever I mention it, all I get is blank looks?

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@jamesgardenman @fesshole Or up chimneys…..I have a chimney that needs sweeping😆

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@JonjoOday @fesshole I closed my account at Lloyds a few years back……2p😆

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@RMunch4483 @fesshole Where on the A38……asking for a friend😆

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@dianadogsegg @fesshole Culling of…….the bird or…….?

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@fesshole You just know Labour will tax it in the future!

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@fesshole Find some examples of footballers who have also done something else after football and drop it into conversation.
Just a bit of advice from father of five boys.
They can’t all be pundits😆

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@MoneySavingExp Excellent, Virgin Media, got in touch through live chat and had repairs twice, both within a couple of days.
Looking to change provider now though due to monthly cost!

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@fesshole Use AI to your advantage and bullshit the rest! Good luck and I hope it works out 👍

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@symaeon @fesshole I do…..but we both work from home🤣

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@MoneySavingExp Not an exchange as such but Halifax Building Society allowed me to pay an old £20 note into my account recently.

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@dude100500 @peterrhague My wife once reported my symptoms online.Cue the automatic reply by email followed seconds later by a phone call with an appointment the same morning. I was being scanned in the hospital by the afternoon and on antibiotics by the evening….all on the NHS. All clear after a week!

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@TheNorfolkLion He and his mate also make jokes about Sunderland supporters….so what?

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@terrychristian You don’t get it, do you! The government is going to get £600,000 and nothing is going to change except the name over the door!

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@MoneySavingExp Bought 3 watches from an auction as a job lot as I fancied one of them. Turned out over £1200 for them retail and I paid £150!

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@fesshole Community centre events this week.
Saturday, jumble sale for RNLI
Sunday, Yoga for over 50’s
Monday, kinky rope class (please bring own ropes

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@TheBigRBigBand @fesshole Kebab night!