Sam???

they/them

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

Life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks when your lactose intolerant.

[mitch 🇵🇸 @czarmitch]

this is that dog i got in me:

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

Just watched portrait of a lady on fire for the first time and I am NOT ok

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

Entering my hot girl era (started playing animal crossing)

[Dudley Benson @DudleyBenson]

FINAL UPDATE: ✨ Cyndi Lauper ✨ wanted me to pass on a message to you all:
She loves and supports the transgender community of New Zealand

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

I’m not slowly dying I’m being slowly killed every time I hear an american pronounce the word niche

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

@RobbieNicol Happy 69th Noeline!!!

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

Is it thicc with two c’s because two c’s next to each other look like a butt. CC

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

Just ordered a coffee and the barista complemented my tattoos and instead of saying “thank you, I’m super happy with it! The artist is very cool 🙂” I panicked and blurted out “thank you, I’m very cool” 💀

[Bob's Credits - A Bob’s Burgers Podcast @BobsCredits]

On to the next…

[Chelsea Godinet @chelseagodinet]

I will never go to the supermarket knowing exactly what I need I’m a dumb bitch and I won’t change

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

#NewProfilePic

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

Tried to get a takeaway coffee in a keep cup at this cafe in Queenstown but they said they don’t take keep cups for “hygiene reasons” yet none of the staff were wearing masks??? Make it make sense

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

can’t really explain it but elon buying twitter is huge jimmy pesto energy

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

@maxwellapse @MinnieGraced You two are the fucking cutest I s2g 😍

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

I bought a skirt today and I feel cute AF

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

Does this song low key slap or is it just me

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

@maxwellapse Sounds fake honestly but you’re super hot so I gotta trust you

[Sam??? @SafeAsSam]

@stuartfdrake did you really go to newmarket westfield if you didn’t get lost?