stuart!

a work of non-fiction; completely alive and for real. film projectionist and other stuff

[stuart! @stuartfdrake]

THE FUTURE IS A TOOTHPASTE COMMERCIAL, AND I CAN’T WAKE UP (1/3)

[stuart! @stuartfdrake]

if zach cregger is serious about any of this it will play over the opening titles of this new film

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Does Rihanna still release Umbrella in the Resident Evil world or is it considered too insensitive

[stuart! @stuartfdrake]

i actually think it rocks ass and if you don’t agree im sorry you have not been lifted up by the light of God’s infinite whimsy

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

I picture Don McLean smugly smirking as he wrote the line “Lenin read a book on Marx” in American Pie every time I hear it and it always makes me roll my eyes.

[stuart! @stuartfdrake]

my, myself & I by oliver tree
by stuart drake

https://t.co/M4Pa2vTHfy

long live oliver tree

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

dave’s “oh wow how convenient” had me in tears the first time i watched this 😭😭

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

It's easy being a tortured genius; try being a tortured moron like me and then tell me your life's hard.

[hannah @newermess]

in my culture we HATE GRANDMA!!!!!!!!! family means NOTHING and we NEVER EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lvd @one4ghost]

Idk how some people just don't put any thought into HOW they watch & experience a movie, especially a first watch, and then how that affects their feelings towards it. Yeah man, 2001 probably didn't hit on your laptop at 3pm on a Tuesday

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Clocking into my job at the punching children factory

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

you're not a real coffee head unless you're drinking cups that you know will make you feel worse

[Bill Pourquoimec @BillPourquoimec]

Daniel Johnston

[Alice Lia Maro @slimelia]

mind you, i killed a cyclist in 2021 and buried his body in Dobby's grave. please keep rerouting planned works i CANNOT have them dig that shit up

[Hershal Pandya @Hershal_P]

You know those 4DX movies, where the chair moves and people get hit in the face with jets of water?

I talked to the people responsible for designing the 4DX effects about how they do it, and about one particularly funny note they got from Paul Thomas Anderson.

[stuart! @stuartfdrake]

THE FUTURE IS A TOOTHPASTE COMMERCIAL, AND I CAN’T WAKE UP (3/3)

[stuart! @stuartfdrake]

THE FUTURE IS A TOOTHPASTE COMMERCIAL, AND I CAN’T WAKE UP (1/3)

[stuart! @stuartfdrake]

THE FUTURE IS A TOOTHPASTE COMMERCIAL, AND I CAN’T WAKE UP (2/3)

[stuart! @stuartfdrake]

ok hear me out here

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

it’s a shame Robert Pattinson is white because he’s the only person alive who could properly play eric adams in a biopic directed by a safdie

[very tall bart @TallBart]

I run over a guy with my car. "Good thing I have a spare!" I pop the trunk and pull out an identical looking guy

[Charles Petersen @p_e_t_e_r_s_e_n]

RIP the World Wide Web (1993-2026)

[stuart! @stuartfdrake]

@BBC

[stuart! @stuartfdrake]

they should cast me as the new doctor who. im weird-looking in a nice-ish way, i already have a big long coat. i’d be VERY cheap

[stuart! @stuartfdrake]

i was in some stuff as an uncredited extra and i was a drug dealer in my friend stefan’s short film. put me in coach im ready to be the doctor