Ajisafe Babajide Solomon

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[Ajisafe Babajide Solomon @safeemerald]

Missing Person Alert!!!

Hello All,

A missing person of Mrs Maria Adeyemo was involved in an accident yesterday at Ile-Ibadan bus stop, along Ijegun road, Ikotun, Alimosho. The driver who hit her took her but we don’t know where she was taken to nor the driver whereabouts.

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This should be the official World Cup song or what do you think?

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[GistOnThePitch @GistOnThePitch]

1/6 🇳🇬✈️ LOOKMAN IS A ROJIBLANCO!
The saga don finally end! Ademola Lookman has completed a permanent move from Atalanta to Atletico Madrid. 🇪🇸
From Bergamo to Madrid, Europa League hero steps onto a bigger stage.
Starboy upgrade activated 🏟️✨
#Lookman #Atleti #DeadlineDay

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2/6 🔥 DEADLINE DAY MAIN COURSE
While other clubs were sharing snacks, Lookman’s move was the real food on Deadline Day. 🍲
Turkey pulled shirt, Spain held ground… Madrid won.
Naija Starboy chose vibes, trophies, and serious football. No time for experiments 😌
#NaijaTransfer

[GistOnThePitch @GistOnThePitch]

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3/6 💰 THE MONEY TALKED
Atletico dropped €35m + €5m add-ons for Lookman. 💶
Fenerbahce came late with extra cash, but Mola replied: “Money good, but La Liga better.”
Contract till 2030 secured. Long-term premium ball loading 📈🔥
#AtleticoMadrid #Lookman

[GistOnThePitch @GistOnThePitch]

6/6 🧾 Final Verdict: Daylight Robbery
Chelsea:
1st half — Disgrace ❌
2nd half — Demon Mode ✅
West Ham bottled a 2–0 lead like it’s family tradition.
This one go pain for years.
Chelsea fans, talk true 👇
New era or pure Insha Allah football?

[GistOnThePitch @GistOnThePitch]

👉 Follow @GistOnThePitch for savage EPL gist & Naija banter ⚽🇳🇬🔥
#PremierLeague #NaijaBanter #CHEWHU

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1/6 🚨🎭CRIME SCENE AT THE BRIDGE: Chelsea 3–2 West Ham
Chelsea fans, if you no believe juju before, believe now.
From 2–0 down to 3–2 win? This comeback needs forensic investigation. 🔍
West Ham came with confidence and left with premium trauma.
Enzo Fernández signed the arrest.

[GistOnThePitch @GistOnThePitch]

2/6: The "I No Play Again" Moment 🚶🏾‍♂️🛑
0-0 in FT. Senegal score, but Ref Ndala disallow am. Seconds later, he give Morocco penalty! 🤯
​Coach Pape Thiaw vex, tell him players: "Make we go house!" 15 mins of pure chaos as they walked off the pitch! 🏟️🏃🏾‍♂️ #Senegal #Morocco

[GistOnThePitch @GistOnThePitch]

1/6: The Night Rabat Stood Still.
​If you think you’ve seen football drama, you never see wetin happen between Senegal & Morocco for the Final.
​Walk-offs, VAR war, and now CAF don drop the hammer with fines reaching almost $1M! Let’s break down the premium wahala. 🧵👇 #AFCON26

[GistOnThePitch @GistOnThePitch]

Omo, CAF don drop hammer! 🔨 If you think the drama ended for Rabat, you dey watch another match.
​From Coach Pape Thiaw’s "I no play again" walk-off to $1M in total fines, the AFCON 2026 Final wahala just start. Was it passion or pure misconduct? Let’s break it down. 🧵👇 #AFCON

[GistOnThePitch @GistOnThePitch]

2/6: The Rosenior Effect 🧠
​Who be this Liam Rosenior? Since Jan 8, Chelsea players dey press like dem fear village people. 🏃💨
​Enzo Fernandez scored his pen like rent no dey due. Chelsea fans started whispering: "Wait... are we actually back??" 🦁 #CFC #NapoliChelsea

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5/6: Banter Corner 🇳🇬
​Lukaku: Still haunted by Chelsea’s shadow. 💀
​Garnacho: Face tattoo? Baba don embrace main-character lifestyle.
​Conte: European nights & Conte remain enemies. He’ll probably blame the weather & Italian fuel prices by morning. ⛽️

[GistOnThePitch @GistOnThePitch]

6/6: Verdict ✅
​Chelsea qualify clean-clean. No playoffs, no calculator, just Round of 16.
​Is this real growth or premium heartbreak loading for March? 💔
​Chelsea fans, talk true: Una dey eye trophy or na just honeymoon? 👇
#NapoliChelsea

[GistOnThePitch @GistOnThePitch]

4/6: João Pedro is a Villain! ✨🇧🇷
​Enter João Pedro, wearing "wickedness" boots.
61’ — Goal.
83’ — Brace.
​Complete silence in Naples. Even pizza stop baking. Cold Palmer enter to drop 2 assists like landlord collecting rent with interest. Cold! 🥶❄️ #ChampionsLeague

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3/6: Napoli Show Pepper 🌶️
​Conte adjust jacket, and Napoli vex! Vergara and Højlund reply Chelsea back-to-back. 2-1!
​The stadium was vibrating! Conte was shouting like person wey NEPA take light. Chelsea return to factory settings: Fine boys, zero control. BP start to rise! 📈

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1/6: The Hook 🪝
​Omo, if you miss Napoli vs Chelsea, you miss premium Nollywood season finale! 🎬 🏟️
​Conte’s tears, Napoli’s chaos, & Chelsea’s "New Year, New Me" era. A 3-2 win for the Blues at the Diego Maradona Stadium.
​Thread of the madness below... 👇 #UCL #NAPCHE

[GistOnThePitch @GistOnThePitch]

6/6: The Verdict ✅
​Madrid drop to 9th. No automatic Round of 16 for the Kings.
​Mourinho celebrates like he just won the lottery. Trubin is the new King of Lisbon. 👑
​Madrid fans, who we go blame today? The referee, the rain, or "The Special One" juju? 👇