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Tell me what you know!

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Why the heck Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have

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TIL, Steve Jobs (Apple co-founder) birth name was Abdul Lateef Jandali. Wait, was I the only one who didn't know Steve Jobs' birth name was Abdul?

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Avatar: Fish and Chips

Its so amazing!

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Corporate life ne itna ghulam bana diya hai, k ChatGPT se bhi “can you please” kar k baat karta hoon…

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#Dhurandar is a fake story…

Kyun k Liyari ki story thi, liken Abid Shaka nahin tha.

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I’m excited to share that I’ve joined Cloudflare to work on scaling high-performance, production-grade systems.

Its my first day, and was able to push my first commit in a few hours - loved the smooth onboarding.

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Been noticing Pakistani news channels showing really sensitive visuals lately. Even with the blur, it doesn’t change much, especially in the recent Karachi manhole incident.
Are we crossing the line in the name of news, or is it just me?

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Kaash fine k bajaye, Haris Rauf pe 3 matches ka ban lag jata!

#PAKvsIND

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Whenever someone mentions Haris Rauf

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Salman Ali Agha is the clear example of telling lies on your CV to get a job that you don’t know shit about.

#PAKvIND

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Pakistani team after scoring a few runs

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Aaj Saudi Arabia ki team ne acha khela, liken thoray se runs se har gayi.

#PakVsInd

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Pakistani team ko tou psychologist dediya.

Hum fans kahan se therapy poori karein?

#PAKvIND

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Yeh Pakistani team ko Jailbreak kis ne kiya hai?

#PAKvIND

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When Pakistan Peoples Party said “hum interior Sindh ko Karachi jaisa banayenge” - they weren’t lying!

Dono mei ab bas 19-20 ka hi farq hai.

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Tech workers finally touching grass since CloudFlare, AWS, and Google cloud are all down

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The message read: “Next stop: home.”

But the flight never reached London.

It crashed.

No one survived.

Life is cruel like that. Beautiful, then brutal. So don’t wait. Say what matters. Do what you love. Because tomorrow is never promised.

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For six years, Dr. Pratik Joshi lived alone in London. During that time, he prepared all the visa documents and met the legal requirements so that his wife and children could join him in the UK.

That day had finally come.

#planecrash #Ahmedabad

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His wife Komi, resigned from her hospital job in India. The kids said goodbye to their school friends. Today, they boarded Air India flight 171, a one-way ticket to new beginnings. Pratik took a selfie of them smiling in their seats and sent it to the family group chat.

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The Sultan family from Beit Lahia has all passed away as Israel continues genocide in #Gaza

#GazaGenocide‌