Roy

[Stevio @Rothbury01669]

@labourlewis @ProgIntl What the fk has it got to do with you. You're the MP for Norwich South not Palestine South

We pay you to go to Westminster not the West Bank

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Breakfast.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Get a minimum wage job or push your career on to be a supervisor?

Your income won't go up because all the pay rises are going to the minimum wage workers but you get the extra responsibility, for an extra £140 a month.

This is what happens when politicans determine pay.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

💄💄💄 BREAKING: Everyone to be paid £13 an hour and receive a subsidised marrow at tomorrow's Budget. Google Maps will be updated to show you which £2 bus to catch to collect your local marrow. Discussions ongoing to gain access to the EU marmalade lake.

[Roy @safetread]

@Onyerbike_ @Independent_ie Who gives a fuck

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

It's all we talk about in the City, the gherkins futures market, I just hope they take action to break up the piccalilli cartel - the morons.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

The Government were happy to lock you in your house to protect the NHS but seem very reluctant to do anything to protect against the very real pandemic of rape. Though these cunts would probably lock women up at home and let the rapists roam around.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

The entirety of the Budget appears to have been leaked to the Times, what is the point of Parliament? I look forward to Lindsay Hoyle exploding and the Government just shrugging.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

An honest discussion. Like you had with your constituents in Markerfield, while you begged for their votes: you shit ragged dissembling gravy flecked fraud.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

City institution:

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

It's actually been one of the most largerly peaceful years in Europe for decades.

[Barrister's Horse @BarristersHorse]

Who knew the Great British Energy winter strategy comprised:

3 tea lights, a terracotta plant pot turned upside down and a wind up torch?

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Windy as fuck and we're importing over a quarter of our electricity. Almost like Liberian Marxists don't know what they're doing.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

"BuT It's FoR CanCER ChAritIES"

HE is the fucking Prime Minister, he surely could do something more meaningful for cancer than appearing on TV. Though he'd probably just supply some drinking vases.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

The bottles enter my house pre-opened and are consumed straight away. It's the only way to cope.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

We tax petrol to make it cheaper.

[Roy @safetread]

@CHinchliffMP Retard

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

It gets worse, Ange and Jonathan Reynolds are going on Naked Attraction.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

These smegbreaths thinking a centralised wealth fund is a good thing are an intellectual embarrassment. The idea that the boffins who sold our gold are great at asset allocation is laughable. Fortunately we have our own wealth fund in the form of private pensions where investment decisions are decentralised and are worth £3.6 trillion plus £1trillion of ISA savings.

Having a few civil servants running the nations wealth is terrifying.