THE Safety Patrol

Dedicated to patrolling Netsports on Friday nights and keeping it safe

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Chat shit get banged @WrongFc

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@WrongFc Yah sorry honestly not my best

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@WrongFc

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Great 15-7 win over a bunch of middle schoolers. #MOTM goes out to @SidraKennedy for her great play between the sticks tonight

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@WrongFc 2 goals and the L🤫🤫

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#NewProfilePic

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Thank you to all our fans this season. We are your league champs. @StevenCurfmanFC

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Starting lineup against @bamasoccer7

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Nice try @Chicks_Dig_Pink but we 6-0 #stevencurfmanisnext

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Starting lineup against @Chicks_Dig_Pink

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Do we need to get Danny Cho to wreck Alex hunter again? https://t.co/OcJ78379v1

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@Chicks_Dig_Pink we really hope tj enjoyed interviewing Sean p, a much more classy player, because he didn’t make the team. ☠️

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But wait... he didn’t 🤔 https://t.co/cUQwqVWs1A

[Bippity Bopitty FC @BucaDiBeppoo]

Nahhhh I’m pretty sure I remember Bmort crying freshman year 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/GSGYP4bFcp

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At least they didn’t cry about it... https://t.co/LMPRGfY5nB

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Lmaoo three of your players didn’t even make JV 😳😳 https://t.co/wNW1bQEtwI

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@Chicks_Dig_Pink clearly do realize their jokes are as dead as almost their entire teams faces when they got cut from varsity. One got in because of the manager...

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@Chicks_Dig_Pink hate week starts now. Get ready for this illegal #NetNeutralty

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Girthy team win 13-7 against @iCarlyFC_ #icarlyfcXspacelions #girth #chicksdigspacelions

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Starting lineup against @iCarlyFC_

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@BigBallerFC We like to keep our team fit and lean unlike your team who are fighting childhood obesity