bowl full of mush, RN

inpatient psych nurse. Soft skills champion.

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

I have a patient who believes he is dead but the most jaw-dropping delusions I encounter come from nursing management every time.

[#DepressedWhileBlack @DepressedWBlack]

Laziness is a form of protection because if I wasn’t lazy I would [redacted]. Just being real.

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

@DepressedWBlack Yes. Self preservation comes in many flavors.

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

@itsmetheHBIC Said this yesterday irl.

[baggy 🥹 @plastic_baggy17]

Thinking about the time I spilled methylene blue on the tile floor 6 years ago and the stain is still there

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

@creakyjorts Yes please!

[Jen (she/her) @JBinzy84]

The oppressor is not the victim, but they’re gonna do a fantastic job of making you think they are.

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

@WhatTheADHD The biggest thing you can do is that last thing. Self advocacy and knowledge has been everything for me.

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

@EvLittleBreeze Super feet insoles.

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

@creakyjorts What’s this now? 👀 Thank you! Nice to see some familiar avatars.

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

@elizzosaurusrex Shady af with them side eyes.

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

TLDR; it’s pizza. | PBS NewsHour https://t.co/nW91iWRaby

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

Is your patient a consumer of American healthcare? 😉

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

@chrisaikenmd I’m just worried about everyone’s bladders.

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

Is she on all fours scrubbing the grout with a toothbrush or is she dead?

Questions my therapist has asked herself while I am on all fours scrubbing the grout with a toothbrush.

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

@DebByrneRN She said, convincingly

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

@QueeninLemon it’s also the perfect size for a foot soak. 🤷‍♀️

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

@PlantMamaRN I’m more and more convinced that hormones are more involved than we give them credit for.

[bowl full of mush, RN @safetythird1]

This is far superior to

“Aggressive behavior will not be tolerated”

[Kent DeLay @kjdelay1]

i’m tired of hearing politicians thank healthcare workers for “resilience”