lady saffree

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Word nerd. Also known as Hortense the Mule-Faced Doll. Always and forever a parody account.

[lady saffree @saffree]

BRB applying for a Target card...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Target is opening in-store bars and rolling out their very own margaritas called "Targaritas".

My wife is never coming home.

[lady saffree @saffree]

@GIFs_of_Puppets Mnah mnah

[lady saffree @saffree]

@pattonoswalt Debaser on repeat "choppin up eyeballs ahhahaho"

[lady saffree @saffree]

@onlyinsf @freeSFtour Last post was 2019? I'd be interested but seems defunct? (Edited for correct time ;))

[lady saffree @saffree]

@DevinCow @gtconway3d @Ginny_7730 Where's the party? 😉

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

You know I had to say it. Happy Halloween, everybody!

Make sure you vote. https://t.co/NKXRGNgbZX

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

The horrifying reality of being a woman, perfectly summarised by @_CaitlinORyan

If you give even the slightest shit about women, watch it all. This is what it’s like.

[lady saffree @saffree]

@dieworkwear we're supposed to wear pants?????

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon calls for the public execution of women who falsely claim to have been sexually assaulted: "#MeToo would end real fast ... All you have to do is publicly execute a few women who have lied." https://t.co/axgg2menAi

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

PSA: the time to use 'autumnal' is now

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

The next day Toad gave his jacket to Frog. Frog thought that it was beautiful. He put it on and jumped for joy.

[lady saffree @saffree]

@janemarielynch They used the word spake! Love

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

There are two kinds of people, and one of them is going to get them both killed.

[lady saffree @saffree]

@mayemusk Most people arrested for election fraud voted for...wait for it...Drumpf! Surprise!

[lady saffree @saffree]

I've never seen this! Cool trailer for #StarWars

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

An original STAR WARS trailer from 1977.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Listen Marge, if Jews could actually "control the weather" then Mar-a-Lago would've been hit by about 27 hurricanes last year

[lady saffree @saffree]

@AbrahamOkah2 data analytics and ux/ui design :)

[lady saffree @saffree]

@daveweigel I'm just mad I missed it! #uncoolold