Steve Longobardi

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[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

Offsides in soccer "football" should be the the top of the box. The fact that you can be offsides within spitting distance of the goalie is fuckin ridiculous. Basically make the top line of the box the blue line in hockey. You're welcome

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

100 men vs 1 gorilla? What about 100% of us vs taxes? 🤔

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

I prescribe good music and a dose of perspective for any problem on this side of the dirt for mo-fuckin errrythang 😘

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

The power of perspective is extremely underestimated, but probably not as much as your belief in yourself 😘

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

If your music library isn't part (FBGM), part (happily ever after)...we prolly won't be friends

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

Regardless of what you're going through, if there's a genuine human being in your life and they need you, be there for them. This is how you change the world.

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

Everyone has problems, difficulties, and battles that no one else knows about. Be kind, especially to yourself. Know that if you're still breathing, you didn't give up, and the world thanks you for it.

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

No magic formula, no definite timeline, no perfect solution. Make decisions, screw things up, forgive yourself, adjust, believe, and eventually things will happen. Don't let the external tell you what your version of success, happiness, or peace is...just don't be a piece of shit

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

Lately, on Monday mornings, I have a 13 second debate with myself. Go to work, sell all my shit and move to a tropical island, or start an only fans and let creeps pay for my fishing addiction

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

People think I don't care. I care a lot...but I ran out of fucks to give a long time ago

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

An elderly man was cashing out in front of me in the grocery line. The older woman cashier said "that'll be 69 dollars even, not a penny more." I said "nailed it!" He laughed, the guy bagging laughed, and the cashier just glared. Stay classy gentlemen 😉

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

There should be a separate line for black coffee

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

There are grown adults that think islands are floating land-rafts

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

Follow people who DO cool sh!t, not people who just HAVE cool sh!t

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

How many people die this year from climbing milk crate stairs? Over or under vending machine "accidents"? 🙈

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

3 things that are popular that don't make sense to me:

- Crocs 🐊
- IPAs 🍺
- Mumble Rap 🗣

- 5-15 second awkward dance vids
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...ok 4 things

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

I don't look up to people with money who pay people to do shit...I look up to people who try and learn how to do it themselves first. We're hear for a short time. Learn all you can.

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

If you're already a billionaire and you're playing the "don't pass line"...you kinda deserve it #GameStop

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

Just remember...in today's society, the idiots are the ones that make the "highlight reel" #DontLoseHope #MakePositivityLouder

[Steve Longobardi @safofishing]

Trypto...fan of this recliner rn 😌