Carl Sagan and Frank Herbert's love child. 🏳️🌈 Pan. Plants, cooking, music, ''jokes''™️, animals, art, science. Aspiring thot. Old person. Salt Lake. he/him
@shantplace I’m always saying this! Having a tomato in Arabia doesn’t make sense during Biblical times as it’s indigenous to South America and the Colombian Exchange hadn’t happened yet…shameful really
@octopuscaveman They have a tomato (a fruit indigenous to South America and not elsewhere at the time of the Bible,) portraying someone in Arabia centuries before the Columbian Exchange…shameful
@nickdroolz Dear Dick Navis,
While you’re subbing for Gina, any chance we get some more of that sweet, sweet AI Nick bot which was on air once a long while ago? I heard when he debuted and love every time it comes up as a Best Of
WARNING: This may be the least flattering photo of Trump ever taken.
Fuckface would absolutely HATE seeing this spread across timelines.
So whatever you do… DO NOT RETWEET! Don’t share it.
Let’s all be mature adults and make sure that doesn’t happen.
BREAKING: Iran’s president addresses the American people, stating that Iran has never initiated a war since the founding of the U.S., that its actions are grounded in legitimate self-defense, the U.S. acted as a proxy for Israel, and urging Americans to look beyond the machinery of misinformation.
Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet.