Akhilesh Yadav's sense of humour needs a case study ☠️
*He was travelling through highway when few people stopped his convoy*
Girls –– We want help from you
Akhilesh –– I have mangoes in my car, you can take it
Girls –– What will we do it mangoes?
Akhilesh 😂 –– Throw in dustbin if you don't like it
Girls –– We want work
Akhilesh 😭 –– That's not possible in BJP govt
FYI, Akhilesh Yadav later took their contacts and asked his people to help them
The unwritten rule of cricket: NEVER bowl a bouncer to a fast bowler who can bowl 95mph back at you. 😭
After being struck flush on the helmet by a Fanie de Villiers bouncer, the South African slip cordon laughed.
Big Devon looked at them, made a promise, and turned the second innings into an absolute warzone. Allan Donald later called it "the most destructive piece of fast bowling I have ever seen."🤯
Devon Malcolm turned a bruised helmet into a career-defining 9 for 57 demolition. 🔥
बहुत बड़ी ख़बर-
गोरखपुर आकर सीएम सिटी में बदहाली का ऐसा सच बता गईं गर्वनर आनंदी बेन पटेल!!
गोरखपुर विश्वविद्यालय के दीक्षांत समारोह में आईं गर्वनर आनंदी बेन पटेल ने कुछ इस अंदाज़ में बोलना शुरू किया-
"जो हमारी कमियां है, वो तो मुझे बताना ही पड़ेगा।
ये तो गोरखपुर है, जहां स्वयं हमारे मुख्यमंत्री वहां विराजमान हैं, वहां ऐसी कमियां रहेंगी तो क्या होगा?"
इसके बाद तो गर्वनर साहिबा ने जैसे पिटारा ही खोल दिया।
"बिजली, पानी, पंखे और गंदगी की समस्या से लेकर ड्रग्स व दारू तक....."
अपने भाषण में कोई भी सिरा नहीं छोड़ा।
बंजर पड़ी ज़मीन में कुछ भी हरा नहीं छोड़ा!
सोचिए, ये सीएम सिटी का हाल है,
ज़मीन पर सिस्टम पूरा ध्वस्त है,
बस भाषणों में कमाल ही कमाल है।
Preeti Chaudhary has delivered one of the most graceful, fearless and devastating rebuttals to Kangana Ranaut’s deeply misogynistic remarks targeting an entire generation of young women.
Without trading insults or descending into theatrics, Preeti simply held up a mirror to Kangana. She made it unequivocally clear that an entire generation of young women cannot be dismissed through prejudice, stereotypes or sweeping labels. They deserve to be heard, not ridiculed for asking uncomfortable questions or refusing to conform.
Her closing observation was the knockout punch: If Kangana still has any doubts about Gen Z, she doesn’t need another monologue, she just needs to scroll through the comments under her own post.
Preeti’s message was crystal clear, fearless and impossible to miss. Whether Kangana has the maturity to reflect on that mirror (or she is actually too dumb) is something only she can answer.
#MirrorToKangana