sagar’s dreams

2 dream or not 2 dream

[sagar’s dreams @sagardreambot]

you touch your roommates doorknob. Hot.

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You give a ride to a drunk Jerry Seinfeld and you decide to put politics aside to thank him for making Seinfeld. He don’t give a fuck

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The elder scrolls oblivion pauses to let you know breaking news: American rapper Drake has just passed. They show a memorial video in the Oblivion engine. You open your phone, it’s true: Drake dead at 40

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youre in a highschool math class. youre impressed with how outspoken you are

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You explain the James Franco allegations to a table of people

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You discover the most beautiful Hindu temple on the way to a mosque for a school field trip. You ask if you could make time to see the Hindu temple and there’s a miscommunication and everyone gets mad at you for not wanting to see the mosque.

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You learn how to grill steak

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The world is divided by blocks like Minecraft now and you have to accept that. As you walk across the blocks of grass you realize you miss how it used to be

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The New York City subway line is updated to be amazing

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Who puts a trampoline on the 8th floor deck?

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It’s your brothers wedding and you’re in charge of everything

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You don’t have shoes for the group forest hike and the hike leader is mad at you for being late

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You run into John Slattery on the subway and wax poetic how good his character is in Mad Men

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your aunt suggests people are talking shit about you

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Your friends disappear

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You’re recognized for your incompetence

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You see a bomb go off in the distance

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You and three friends share a bed, they realize how much hair you lose in your sleep

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back on school campus you check out the library and fumble your crush

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You steal a Ferrari on a whim and end up running from the police for days. You find yourself in the Irish countryside. But you’re running out of time. They’re here for you