uRBAN-mONK 83

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

Winners focus on winning.
Losers focus on winners.

#paulocoelho

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@Neend_Ki_Rani Good that you learnt your lesson by paying only Rs. 1200/- tuition fee

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@authoramish It’s been going around more than 3 weeks. 2 bottles of expectorant ✔️
2 rounds of homeopathic medicine ✔️
1 strip of Allergy medicine ✔️
Sipping hot water throughout the day but there is something in the throat that body wants to get away by coughing

Cough is still there 😆

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@karunanundy And now the Court will follow your Order!!

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@CJP_for_India कब
कहा���
कैसे
किसको
किधर
क्यों
परेशान किया??

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@whattalawyer ��ैं आपके दुखी होने से दुखी हों

आपके Tweet में भी धार नहीं है

तो आपकी जिरह में क्या होगी

आपको कपिल सिब्बलजी और अभिषेक मनु सिंघवी जी से crash course लेना चाहिए

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@CJP_for_India कैसी बात कर रहे हो भाई साहब !!
इसमें दुख की क्या बात है??

हम लोग तो नहीं हैं साथ में

हमको आपमें मत शामिल कीजिए
थोड़ा ध्यान कॉमेंट्स पे भी दीजिए

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@kkstau ये दोनों इस समाज के लिए एक वायरस 🦠 हैं

सोशल डिस्टे��सिंग के लिए इनका quarantine रहना ज़रूरी है

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@prakashraaj भैया आप Guess का Tshirt पहन कर क्रांति कर रहे हो

थोड़ा खादी कप��स पहनो और फिर कूदो मैदान में।

बाबाजी को तो सलवार कुर्ता पहनने की ज़रूरत पड़ गई थी।

आपको प्रशासन लँगोट ना पहना दे।

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@whattalawyer @ravish_journo प्रिय रत्ना बहन,

आपसे सौरभ और आशु को बहुत आशाएँ थीं, लेकिन अब वो धूमिल होती नज़र आ रही हैं!!

आपने क़ानून का जो आधा अधूरा ज्ञान प्राप्त किया है उसको पूरा करने का समय है ।

ईश्वर आपको सद्बुद्धि प्रदान करें ।

या 🙌 राम 🙏🏼

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@abhijeet_dipke Do you even care to read the comments Bro!!

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@_YogendraYadav @SauravDassss @AshutoshRanka धरने पे बैठ जाओ भाई किस बात का इंतज़ार कर रहे हो

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@PTI_News Change your #lawyer Bro!!

Why don’t you go for Kapil Sibbal ji or Abhishek Manu Singhvi ji.

They are some of the greatest lawyers

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

Inception level brain-turning stuff! 😳

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@NewsAlgebraIND Kya yaar had too many hopes from you #didi @whattalawyer

Aise kaise hoga??

Das Babu celebrating Durga Pujo in #Tihar

[Maj Gen Raju Chauhan, VSM (veteran)🇮🇳 @SoldierNationF1]

But who is paying for your flights since you’re unemployed? Flights in festival season are costing a fortune

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@kkstau क्यों?

क्या?

कैसे?

कहाँ?

कब?

कौन?

किसका?

किधर?

[Saravanaprasad Balasubramanian (Modi ka Pariwar) @BS_Prasad]

In just 10 years, Kanhaiya Kumar went from having a decent head of hair to totally bald. And he's just 39 years old.

At one point of time, chamchas used to hype him up as a challenger to Modi.

Now he's forced to stand behind the new kids on the block and nod along.

Can't make up my mind whether he looks more like Kattappa or Donga.

Wait for 5 more years and those sitting today will be standing in the same way, but Modi will still be in the PM's chair.

[Suprvirat @MostlyKohli]

🚨 Hats off to this reporter for exposing Abhijeet Dipke's lavish lifestyle

Dipke - We won't stop. We will fight this. Once Ashu and Saurav come out, we will plan everything again

Reporter - If you only wanted to fight back, why did you even sign the bond? You should have stayed longer in jail, and the police would have automatically freed you, just like Neha

Dipke - I am not a coward, but to plan everything perfectly, I need to be out here, not in custody

Reporter - Ashutosh and Saurav will come out on a personal bond. You will again have to pay around 1 lakh. How come you're getting so much money while being middle class?

Dipke - Don't you see I wear the same five-six shirts every day? Isn't that a sign of me being middle class?

Reporter - That's what you show. But even today, you came by business class. You always travel business class on flights. You don't even think twice before doing something that costs you 50K in just a bond. Your middle class claim will never make sense.

Abhijeet Dipke started thinking about what to reply to this reporter. She exposed his so called middle-class lifestyle from top to toe 😂🙏

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@Abhinavpinch It’s done bro!!

You are not relevant anymore!!

[uRBAN-mONK 83 @sagarksharma]

@AUThackeray @abhijeet_dipke Kya baat kar rahe!!!!

Ye kabhi hua??

Btw, ye Abhijit Dipake kaun hai bhai??