"911, line’s recorded, what’s your emergency?"
“Hello, this isn’t an emergency. This is just Rob Gronkowski calling. While I was gone, my whole house got robbed, uh, while on the Super Bowl trip. I just got back.”
https://t.co/D66xzQiBfX
hey scotty can i take a picture with you?
me: of course man, what’s your name?
Christian
me: nice to meet you Christian
you are as awkward as people say you are dude