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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 @WakaFlocka]

I’m officially dedicating my life to suicide prevention and mental illness!!! Y’all not alone Waka Flocka Flame is with y’all now!!!!

[Dren Driffindor @drens_den]

Me getting my life together lately is changing from regular sweatpants into my lulu lemon sweatpants

[GIVE'R TERRY 🍁 @Terry_Cahill]

2020 turn down the suck knob

[Ryan Griffiths @ryangriffxd]

cutting a pizza with no pizza wheel is an extreme sport

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

PSA: Girls don't get fake asses, when this fad dies out you're just gonna be a fat fuck and look like a pear. Go to the gym you lazy toads

[kylie bisson @Kylie_raee]

I 🍩 like you