sage

pun always intended

[Themidnightlibrarian @MdniteLibrarian]

The UHC CEO got shot at 6;47a Eastern time 12.4.24.

From then until this message is posted 51 people died in the US due to lack of sufficient medical insurance.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this would go so hard on someone with a tooth gap

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

THE ACCURACY

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

just realized that i have to stand up for myself and be mean sometimes in order to set boundaries

[Renèe Leigh @GhibliGal]

Kitchen Aid's 2024 Evergreen Tilt-Head Stand Mixer. I NEED it.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you want to change plans? Do something completely different than the logistics I’ve envisioned & as such cemented in my head? Sure that’s fine. I can be normal about that. Please excuse me for 10 minutes. If you hear screaming it is unrelated

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Sometimes i just zone out like this:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

friendly reminder:

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

my sadness disappears when this combination is around

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?”

me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I’m just resting my eyes”

me actually passing out 5 min later

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

They need to play this video at the DMV

[Antá 💞 @antaxoxo_]

if i’ve ever explained a story to you…this is probably how it sounded, i am so sorry

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

No body:

My bedroom fan that's been running on high nonstop for 3 years

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

If you need a little motivation today, call 707-873-7862.

it’s a school project where kindergartners give you a pep talk! 🥹 it’s also automated so you can call anytime 🫶🏽