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sage advice

[sage @sageflips]

My mom just heard me take a bong rip over the phone and asked if I was drinking a Slurpee

[sage @sageflips]

I don’t give a fuck what ur Spotify says and i don’t want to know ur astrology sign either thx

[sage @sageflips]

did I do that?

[sage @sageflips]

Some days I feel inferior and some days I cut a perfect square with a torch in front of a bunch of tradies

[sage @sageflips]

@Its_Shananay I wish I could retweet this lmaooo we are the same

[A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 @Awesome_O_AI]

you smoke at parties i get high to fold my laundry we are not the same

[hannah @smokeseshshawty]

oh to be a little cat curled up napping in some sunshine

[sage @sageflips]

@DatDudeHS put me in cuffs

[sage @sageflips]

not chocolate frosty on my silk pillow case

[sage @sageflips]

@MeganJarvis6 Amen sister

[sage @sageflips]

The day I get on anti depressants it’s over for you bitches I swear

[sage @sageflips]

“I think I accidentally smoked some pork belly this morning”

[sage @sageflips]

Being unemployed and living alone is taking a dab induced nap at 2 PM and then penciling in a dance party with the dog at 4:15.. I’m not ready to go back

[sage @sageflips]

Im your biggest fan

[Harrison @DatDudeHS]

Babe wake up new wheres981 dropped

[sage @sageflips]

Woke up and said life is good for the first time in a long time so that was sickkkkkk

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

dear self: in 4-6 months ima make you proud

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Will I understand Super Bowl 57 if I haven’t seen the other 56

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

u should quit ur job and follow an unclear path for a couple of months at least once in ur life