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[soup @sagegreenaura]

2 drinks in telling people “have a good one!” when they get off the elevator 😩

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

This pollen is NOT Rizz approved‼️🤧👎🏻

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I think if we are gonna let people homeschool their kids, there should be a person who comes out and assesses the parents to make sure they aren't insane or incredibly stupid.

[bug girl @buggirl]

i hate when republicans have cats. THATS NOT FOR YOU !!!! what the fuck

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

Hello I am a marine biologist and this is a new species of fish I discovered today❤️

[soup @sagegreenaura]

Just overheard my 6th graders telling each other to say apple with their tongue out. I love to see traditions live on

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid

[bert @airpippens]

the people you went to high school with are putting up legendary numbers for Noah Kahan and Zach Bryan

[⚧︎ @FREAKYPRlNCESS]

how it feels to be an oatmeal enjoyer

[soup @sagegreenaura]

I’m an msn survivor 😭

[Liv :P @liv_username]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[soup @sagegreenaura]

My middle schoolers are doing “free neck Friday” where they are slapping each others necks on Friday and I can’t even get mad at them bc when I was in middle school the boys were legit doing “wiener wack Wednesday”

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

And it hit tumblr like crack in the 80s

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Just crashed my car