IamSeniorFaculty

I started working at my institution during the Jurassic period. I am here to help administration and colleagues. All tweets will be satirical or are they?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Let me tell you something right now, nobody broke your goddamn heart by dying tragically in movies in the 70s better than James Caan.

[IamSeniorFaculty @sageoldprof]

@ass_deans I want to give credit to a colleague of mine who suggests we increase prices in our newly installed vending machines to help with our deficit.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Photographic evidence of a better world.

[IamSeniorFaculty @sageoldprof]

@Super70sSports Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy by Elton John.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

At this important time in the college’s history, let’s take a moment to acknowledge and remember all the things I’ve done to make the college everything it is today! You are welcome!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The official restaurant of “We just lost 19 to 3 but our coach is a super nice guy.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you plugged that fucker in right now this would look like the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan ...

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

It’s Easter which means we’ve spent 40 long days suffering, waiting for one man to come back and save us. For Bucs fans this is the second time that’s happened this year.

[PCBFLA @garypcbfl]

The world would be a better place if we all went to an Elton John concert. 52 years and puts on a great show!

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

What we said in the meeting? We meant it this time.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Listen, if you’re telling me the world wasn’t a better place when you could take your Long John Silver’s home in a box that was also a fucking Long John Silver’s, you can take that bullshit elsewhere.

[IamSeniorFaculty @sageoldprof]

https://t.co/6NpJze8K3J

[IamSeniorFaculty @sageoldprof]

@jordanmodjeski @_TheSqueeze The greatest “listener” of all time. I hear he can not interrupt conversations as long as 15 minutes.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

That moment when you visited a friend’s house and realized they lived in fucking paradise while your life sucked.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

What happens at the Water Buffalo Lodge is not to be spoken of outside the Water Buffalo Lodge.

👉 https://t.co/2MP13x5nBg

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Bob Cousy won six rings while burning heaters for pleasure and is now 93 goddamn years old because he trusted science.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

Dear Millennial Faculty - In your efforts to run off the aging boomer faculty, don’t forget to run off a few Gen X faculty as well.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

Sitting in my office, looking out my window, and watching as the tow truck pulls student vehicles out of the faculty lot makes me so happy! Not only is it revenue for the college but it teaches our students responsibility!

[IamSeniorFaculty @sageoldprof]

@dennispedrick @ass_deans Genius!

[Dick Butkus @thedickbutkus]

cereal for dinner is underrated