Sage

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When you find a great girl and she says, “I can’t talk to you. You a dog”

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“I can probably get together some barbies, my roommate, some pink rugs, and make it quick!”- things u say in art school

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@parker_gibbons Wisdom

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Overhead on the bus “I love summer in France, at 9pm it can still be LIGHT” yuh duh it works like that here too lady

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#cutedogcollection

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But if you hate everyone maybe it’s because you hate yourself

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So next time you think “damn they are an incredible badass human” know that that means you are an incredible badass human

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We can only see things within others that we see within ourselves

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Hi friends, I left my phone in Cuba. So if anyone needs me, don't text me hahaha ha wah

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To know someone's true character hand them a crying baby and tell them to go through airport security

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Spending nonstop time with my family makes me realize how much I love my family AND how much I love being away from my family

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@cydiaflowers Hahahh if only we could go back to that balcony and take photos now

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Facebook just told me I've been a member for 10 years and it made wanna vomit. Also I haven't changed here is photo evidence...

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It's amazing how delicate human beings are you could just hit someone with a bat and bam they gone

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Sometimes I drive myself mentally insane for fun because it's fun to wallow in misery ya know

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Twitter scares me because I feel like I regret every thought/thing I say later but on this thing it's recorded forever and ever

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Part II

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Me when I get day drunk and snapchat everyone

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Hello Twitter it's me