sage

shenanigans and tomfoolery

[sage @sagexbeverly]

my brother complaining about gas prices in his Toyota but he wasn’t even driving in 2022 when that shit was 5.70 pls spare me I don’t wanna hear it

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[sage @sagexbeverly]

update: he cheaped out on .50 cent soup, got the nissin, and bragged about it being .38 cents 😭😭😭

[sage @sagexbeverly]

he’s not actually complaining about a 50 cent pack of ramen rn is he

[sage @sagexbeverly]

stop

[js9innings @js9inningsmedia]

This angle of a fight in the stands of the Los Angeles Angels vs New York Yankees game is absolutely crazy 😳

Via - (blesskicks - IG)

[sage @sagexbeverly]

hot dogs: 2
giant vodka seltzers: 4
fights in our section: 1

[sage @sagexbeverly]

not me and paul getting stuck in the middle of it 😭

[Mr. Fried-Rice @JuanderfulYanks]

FIGHT AT YANKEE STADIUM

[sage @sagexbeverly]

home buying is not for the weak

[sage @sagexbeverly]

be careful out there the sun is potent, who the hell sunburns in april 😭🤦🏼‍♀️

[sage @sagexbeverly]

“did you know so-and-so”
nope. nope i actually erased them from my memory effectively until today, don’t ever say that name again

[𝓓𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓱𝓸 𝓛𝓮𝓰𝓸𝓪𝓲 @stjompeee]

you can tell what kind of lover someone is by their favorite Bridgerton season

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ok Ngl that’s enough winter for me let’s wrap this up

[sage @sagexbeverly]

you see that my dog is growling at you and im trying to hold him back why are you walking your dog in circles around him

[777 @dessszn]

some of y'all brains just up there for decoration

[sage @sagexbeverly]

if you haven’t tried a brazilian steakhouse i highly suggest you do

[claudia ☆ @4ui12i124u]

checking twitter really feels like u are microdosing mass psychosis wow

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"people you may know" and it's someone
i would set on fire

[sage @sagexbeverly]

unlike everyone else i have no issue carrying my grudge into 2026

[sage @sagexbeverly]

the homesick isn’t always instant, sometimes it takes 3 years