Steven Alan Green

Stand-up comedian, writer, sometimes an actor. I love words more than people. Words have meaning, whereas people are in constant search of meaning. What evs...

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After being severely injured by a comedian who also lives on the property, the major comedy club is trying to evict me from my home. Further details: https://t.co/1xD4hxyIwE

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The marriage proposal which took place on top the Empire State Building is still not the highest marriage ceremony to ever take place. That honor belongs to the 9/11 terrorists who cemented an eternal union with the World Trade Center.

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If that so-called assassination attempt was even more staged, it would be a musical.

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The Warner Brothers, Paramount merger will create new hybrid content. Coming this summer: The God-Potter. Harry Potter takes over his father’s crime syndicate with the goal of wiping out Forrest Gump by booking him on the Titanic.

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Trump says Iran could be taken out if no deal reached by tomorrow. Boy. Talk about Taco Tuesday!

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I don't think the Trump administration is really in charge. I believe there are even darker forces behind the curtain.