Sari Goldstein

@lilschmidttt is my friend

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

#MLS4THELOU! 😁

[Bama Space Force @trolltide_]

I respect this man for never giving up on his dream to play for Alabama

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

When’s 👅 the 👅 next 👅 bus 👅 to 👅 Area 51 👅?

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

peppa tryna ride the wave smh

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

Taking the alien I rescued from Area 51 to his first tailgate

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

The year is 2090. Every song in the Billboard Top 100 are Old Town Road remixes. Lil Nas X is president. Every American has been required to send in a 1-minute freestyle to add to his upcoming Old Town Country single. Area 51 has been overrun. You have a pet alien. Life is good.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

imma tell ur grandma that u was throwing up gang signs in the studio

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

One giant leap for mankind

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

If you don’t got no giddie up then giddie out my way

[Corn Pop @postdunk]

The year is 2071. The number one song in America is Old Town Road Remix No. 19274 by Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus, Mason Ramsey, Young Thug, Yoko Ono, the Wiggles, Tupac’s hologram, the cast of Hamilton, Clay Aiken

[Diggy Moreland @diggymoreland]

Luke's hometown is at Cracker Barrel???

#thebachelorette

[definitely not chloe @chanceofchloe]

jed explaining jed’s mom:
to his mom why
he needs to go on
the bachelorette
to launch his music
career despite
having a girlfriend:

#thebachelorette

[Carson Tinker @carsontink]

Spends one night with his grandparents in Birmingham #RollTide

[Sari Goldstein @sagoldstein20]

@lilschmidttt

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

Use these as phone backgrounds for the perfect text message holder 🤠

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Brett Hull is the drunkest human in America right now

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

I officially crown you, Stanley Pup.