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HHAY BOH!!!! SIZANI NANGU USISI ECELA IHULBY NEFAVOUR YAKHONA!!!

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IF ENGAFUNI UKUKHIPHA UBRA PLS UNGAMPHOQI NGOBA UZOBHOREKA!!!

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KONJE ABANTU ABAHOLA 25 UMA BEHOLE FRIDAY KUSHAYA IWEDNDESDAY ISASEKHONA?

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AGNAMNGANI ANGIDLAL AMUNTU AMA 25 AYABALEKA NEMALI

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SEKUMELE KWENZIWE ISEX HOLIDAY (FREE SEX DAY) UMUNTU ASHAYE NOMA UBANI WANQABA UYABOSHWA 20 YEARS. KHONA ENGINGABANYISA AMAKHOSIKAZI ABO NGO 12 NGINNGAMA ESANGWENI EBSUKU.

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UPHILA NJE EKHANDA UNGAQOMA UMFANA OBIZWA NGO 1.STHE
2.MPUME
3.SAH

AMASIMBA NJE LAWA!!!

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Don't worry ngamaPiano no Kabza de Small zolo lokhu bekukhoba uCleo neKwaito yaseZola.

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KUQALWA NGOKULALA THEN KUGEZWE!!!

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Umuntu azokutshela ukuthi igama le BOY FRIEND yakhe uStheh or uMpume!!!! INDODA ENJANI UMPUME NOSTHE NO NDUH?

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INTOMBI YAKHO UMA ITHANDA UKUBUKA (IREAL HOUSE WIVES) LAPHO WENA UNGENAMALI, LALELA PHUMA LAPHO IYAHAMBA. NCONO EBUKA IWRESTLING U STILL SAFE.

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INGOMA KA BLACK COFFEE NO USHER YAYIKHONA KU TOP TEN KADECEMBER KONJE?

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Asevele amakha umandela ama China!!!! https://t.co/nAe8dyRoPC

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Hhay bo igqomu lisadlala yini ku Tv

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NINGAMZONDA NJE UTIRA KODWA NIYABHUBHA YIJIK MA ARTIST NO DJ BASETHEKWINI. SEKUNGAZE KUPHELE KONKE NINGASIZANGA MUNTU OSAFUFUSA?

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YAZI FUTHI ISIXHOSA SIZWAKALA KAMNANDI MASITHETHWA INTOMBAZANE UMFANA KUVELE KUBE NGATHI UMOSHE OR UMUSHE LO OWAYEKU THE QUEEN.

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Wayesho ukuthini uMshefane uma ethi "usuqala lobubuxhosa nakho"? Kanti banjani ngoba ngizifela ngamantombazane akhona.

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IF NGINGAZANGE NGISHO UKUTHI NGYAKUTHANDA, ITS OBVIOUS ANGIKUTHANDI.

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IF WASHELWA YIMI THAT MEANS IRELATIONSHIP EYAMI, UZOZWA NGAMI OK? Angjzukwaliwa NGUWE imina onelungelo lokwala!

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LENTO YOKWENZELA ABANTU IZINGOMA BAQEDE BAZIFAKE NGAPHANSI KWEZINQE IYADINA. UMUNTU AHLAHLELE MINA AMEHLO AQEDE ANGIZONDE NO MORE!!!!

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OK INDABA YE REALITY SHOW YAYIZOLO NIZOTHI IHLEHLISWE UBANI? CISHE WAVELA IZINQE UBABES SHAME AYIVALA AMA SLAY QUEENS.