Fake Sam Yagan

SATIRICAL FAKE ACCOUNT of Serial Entrepreneur, Co-Founder and Board Member of Excelerate Labs in Chicago.

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

To be clear, this is the SATIRICAL account of Sam Yagan. It's like Sam. But worse at math :)

[Fake Troy Henikoff @ToyHenikoff]

I run a minimum security prison for entrepreneurs called @ExcelerateLabs. It's where Moxie gets made! Vote for me :) http://t.co/ete0egLR

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

@SpotHero Then nuke the wrong handle and your good to go ;)

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

@misspran What does @AlGore's Rhythm have to do with love? The man can't dance! In the end, compatibility is trumped by combatability :)

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

@Thinkbiz Even better than the real thing ;)

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

@misspran It is really really not me. But that should not matter. Our love is real! ;)

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

@bordow At first blush, it seems like @airtime_inc is a lot like @LassoCountry ... how will you differentiate?

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

Good Morning NYC! You call yourself the "Big Apple"?!? Take a look at these Apples baby! Every time I come back -- they get BIGGER!!! WOOOT!

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

"I'M THE KING OF THE FUCKING WORLD!", last words before asked to step down & off the Staten Island Ferry. Shoulda' waited till we left dock!

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

AIRHORN! AIRHORN!!! There's no sleeping @ExcelerateLabs! I'm giving up sleep this year. Bread was too easy! WAKE UP!!! Get back to work!!!

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

OH myself saying "I'm being paid professionally, to make love!" :) cc @okcupidlabs

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

@designhawg Dude! Why didn't you think of this?!? I told you it was an AWESOME idea!!! http://t.co/PKShu5yt

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

.@BLuerssen And even then, YOU'RE ALL STILL DOING IT WRONG!!!

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

@bordow I just became @lassocountry's 10th follower! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

@ToyHenikoff No way! You're telling me @lassocountry has 8 followers? I thought this was a social thing? @bordow get to 10 followers tonite!

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

@FrankGruber @babbaco @jessicanamkim @techcocktail WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

.@coreyhaines Talk to @BLuerssen at @okcupidlabs. He sticks people together. You break them apart. He sticks them back together again. LEGO!

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

.@teereximus Dude, if you knew @pekpongpaet, you'd know it's all about PimpstaGram! No one hustles harder to promote their own work. Go Pek!

[Fake Sam Yagan @sagyagan]

@ethanaustin Squeeze Me Baby! I'm just bursting with Link Juice!!! Vitamin see you later?!? ;)