Sahal

@LFC | @rajasthanroyals |
Movies have fucked up my expectations in life

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

The only situationship i have is with swiggy

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

FUCK EVERY IDEOLOGY THAT REQUIRES YOU TO STOP SEEING OTHER PEOPLE AS HUMAN BEINGS

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

Kane is treated just like how Kante is treated in the football world

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @11thcenturywhen]

I thought Kane was a Gentleman but esne bhi ek Ladki ke sath 💔💔🫣💔💔

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

First day of Ramadan and Arteta's haram ball didn't win? Coincidence? I think not

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

Twitters downfall will be studied

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

@lfcJ7_

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

Of course it would be a name like mecca tryna get ppl up for fajr

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

idk why but i genuinely hate when people sleep late 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂like get the fuck up & start your day fr

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

@ehjovan There's only one certain mood that makes me wanna watch the bear.....not in that mood for a year now🧍🧍

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

2 centuries in a row now...

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

The only time you truly fail, is when you decide to give up.

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

@psyxhosia And 2 bags of chutney pls

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Caicedo was tryna run back the Van de dan tackle but he forgot this was Merino

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

@_pauljoyce Lies......I saw the forest game.....none of them are training with liverpool

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

Look at my bench dawg 😭 #fpl

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

His teacher:

[Stress Judicata @apurv_shaurya]

When I was a kid, a teacher grabbed my hair, slammed me on the floor & started hitting with duster. For first 6-7 hits I tried to dodge but when it started landing on my head, I gave up.

She hit me over 15 times AFTER I gave up.

My mistake was I had spilled water on the floor.

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

@rlycuteguy Yes and PM is Post Morning

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@_sq_21 May I have your attention pls looking ass haircut

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

J K Rowling naming a Muslim character

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Counter Terrorism Police have confirmed the name of the suspect in the Manchester synagogue attack as 35-year-old Jihad al Shamie.

They have also announced that there are now three people in custody in relation to the attack.

Read more: https://t.co/bus3AXHSAJ

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

@adviosa I'm still waiting on the notif of Safa Bumbleshwar

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

@AnythingLFC_ What did Chiesa do to slot man 😭😭

[Sahal @sah_alenge]

It's a shame most people don't even know this movie is out.......other than my friend I came along with there was just one other couple in the theatre who got escorted out cuz they got caught making out

[Anupama Chopra @anupamachopra]

Saw One Battle After Another at a packed theatre in Mumbai. At the end, we applauded. What a brilliant, blistering movie bursting with rage and ideas but it also made me tear up. A masterpiece by PTA. Don’t miss it.