sarah

this is not a fake social media presence, I am genuinely this funny and hot in person

[sarah @sah_doli]

It’s crazy to think that our generation drank straight pinnacle whipped vodka out of water bottles and at that point in time we truly were invincible

[destiny ⏾⋆.˚ ⚠️ @trinitysavenue]

you will never in my life see me thank donald trump, you bitches are stupid

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

oh

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[jynx @jynxbby]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[emily🏝️9-1-1 spoilers @lightsforfitf]

“kamala supporters are crying” that is women mourning their future and dads crying for their daughters Do not piss me off

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me to my man:

[s ☀︎ HARRY IN NYC 🪩 @harryskiwiis]

only hot people had this poster on their bedroom wall

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

my silly lil team is going to the ECF

[sarah @sah_doli]

The entering your late 20s to getting really into running races pipeline

[b @b_lilmonster]

no im sorry this is just embarrassing im sorry

[Ryan Novozinsky @ryannovoNFL]

Here’s the #NJDevils and #NYR line brawl.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Opening up Connections today

[sarah @sah_doli]

*bene gesserit voice* give me the side pickle on your plate

[girlcigarette @roadk1llangel]

me n my bf in bed having our debrief about the events of the day