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[sfa💫 @saherfatim]

a thread of texts nakul shah sends me:

[Dr. Yousef 🇵🇸 @yousef_ki1]

If you see this photo, put a dot to break the algorithm.

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“You’re absolutely right. I meant left”

[cow @cowincrisis]

i wonder if i’ll be halal

[dushmanoevsky @chonkychihuahua]

as a lifelong good girl i will tell u nothing good ever comes out of being one. you have to be at least a little bit moofat, a little bit talk-backy & blunt & staunchly advocate for yourself (because no one else will) to live w some freedom & happiness as an Indian woman

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

i tried that greyscale iphone trick and my screen time doubled . i think i was excited because it felt like i was in Eastern Europe

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

there's an epidemic of fake learning. duolingo, tiktok, youtube. it's all entertainment cleverly disguised as education. real learning is hard. it's uncomfortable. if it feels 'fun', you probably aren't learning anything.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

you just have to get stronger im sorry

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

In your twenties there may be love. It's very important to ignore this love and pursue a Masters instead.

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

You can't ever kill yourself. If you had died three days ago you never even would have conceived of an authentic Donald Trump-Bill Clinton sex tape. And now it's here. And we just might see it yet. Hang in there

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

what do you mean there’s an email where epstine asks if putin has the picture of trump allegedly giving bill clinton a bj. what do you mean

[Jalen @jayjjalen]

trump sucked off bill clinton and putin has the pics what a fucking joke of a country

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

the difference is they were using hinge in new york city and you are using hinge in new okhla industrial development authority(noida)

[Nat Purser @NatPurser]

a muslim man becoming mayor of ny on the day dick cheney dies. what a world.

[bombay bandar @bandarmoment]

srk’s birthday is like a national holiday to me sorry but it’s not even about his acting to me it’s more about how he was so delusional enough to aim so big and how he got it all like it’s actually insane

[Niv @chikanlegpiece]

Delhi people give such creative gaalis. My friend just called me a megabhosdu

[publictransitangel 🦪 @suckmygland3]

retired diva

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Imagine living in Dallas-Fort Worth and trying to romanticize your life