Sahil Patel, the problem (it’s me)

H-Town, Student Life (@studlife) EIC 2013-14, @WUSTL '14, @UHouston ‘19, former @WashUBears intern, sports fanatic, museum enthusiast, 100% Texan til I die

[Sahil Patel, the problem (it’s me) @sahilspatel]

Over the past few months, I've desperately needed a creative outlet. And I'm proud to unveil it! Welcome to https://t.co/tm7V9MeSQF! https://t.co/7eHJi6qayq

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@HoustonTexans 🤘

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@bykevinclark The 2011 @JJWatt playoffs pick six against the Bengals was as loud a crowd as I have ever seen experienced. Truly a magical moment for a franchise in football purgatory for its first decade of existence.

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Dante was wrong. Hell is getting stuck on It's A Small World for 24 minutes.

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@HoustonTexans 🏈

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Death. Taxes. Texans getting the Saturday afternoon time slot on wild card weekend.

[Adam Spolane @AdamSpolane]

Start time for every Wild Card game in Texans history
2011: Saturday 3:30
2012: Saturday 3:30
2015: Saturday 3:30
2016: Saturday 3:30
2018: Saturday 3:30
2019: Saturday 3:30
2023: Saturday 3:30
2024: Saturday 3:30

A tradition like no other

[Student Life Sports @studlifesports]

FINAL: @WASHUwSoccer 3-0 William Smith

THAT'S A WINNER!

FOR THE SECOND TIME IN PROGRAM HISTORY, WASHU WOMEN'S SOCCER ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

After losing the championship game in 2023, WashU dominates William Smith to win 3-0 in 2024. #d3soc

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@michaelschwab13 The bigger issue for us is that the tickets that we can afford are in the 300-400’s and are stupid hot. @MinuteMaidPark has never been as bad with air temperature as it has been this season, and we are priced out of sitting lower. So we went to about half the games we usually do.

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@HoustonTexans 🤘

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@MLB Who’s Yordaddy 😏

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Even when Yordan Alvarez isn’t breaking jumbotrons, he’s still crushing baseballs. And we grabbed one! Repost and comment for a chance to win this ball he smoked for a single earlier this year.

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@HoustonTexans @johnson80 🥵🤘

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@mattlanza We did. I connect my router to a separate battery pack in case of power outage but we lost fiber nonetheless. Our fiber isn’t buried though—we get squirrels chewing through it every so often.

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

A thread w/ a few things to say about Beryl and Houston and my own messaging. If you don't live in Houston, you do not understand Houston. People here are SKIDDISH about storms. And for justifiable reasons. This place has had disaster after disaster in recent years. 1/15

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@RishOza_

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@HoustonTexans @HouTXFord 🤘🤘🤘

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@SouthernCharmSp @fashion_nfl Got a Texans one yesterday, can confirm the $130 logos look niiiiiiiice

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@AstrosOptimism2 Tomorrow, Astros Optimism. Tomorrow. 💪

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