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Conquered my fears again (Bethesda metro escalator)

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Deleting beers. Solving crimes. Puffing on zooties

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I made one enemy and one friend at martins bbq today. You know who you are.

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If you’ve never flown with a full collegiate a cappella group on your flight just consider yourself lucky that’s all

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We out in Knox like the doorbell broke❗️

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Does anyone else get the fake New Jersey IG content or no

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Not the minor fall the major lift

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Correct me if I’m wrong (I’m not) but a staircase is essential to Christmas morning

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I bet the first few seconds of a house fire are just sooo cozy

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I got hacked and that’s saying something someone tell cher

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Alex is roaming the house holding two sticks of butter

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My dad called to say he stood on what he thought was my brothers scale but turns out it was a Roomba and he broke it

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If there’s not an Outback in heaven send me straight to hell

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Alex just asked our waiter where he was from with his accent and he said it’s not an accent it’s a speech impediment

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Can Colon Broom just absolutely not

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Happy 4 year anniversary of the day @m0llzzz and I blacked out at Outback Steakhouse and ubered to St Pat’s church bc it was Palm Sunday ♥️

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Asked Greg why he didn’t say bless you when I sneezed & he said “oh are we still doing that”
Bro whatttttt

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I told my coworker the name of my hometown and then found him zoomed in on a map of my hometown?