Sean Ahlness

“The scenery in a thunderstorm can’t be beat.”

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Currently going mad viral on TikTok

[reilly @RustyGoomba]

now watch this drive

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

scoreboard

[karlee @kar__lee]

Altering a player's authentic emotion after reaching the pinnacle of their sport for a phony AI image that doesn't even look like that player, is the exact opposite reason why we watch and love sports. We love the raw emotion that it produces. Such a disservice for no reason.

[Jon Healy @JonHealy]

Could ESPN really not find a genuine shot of Tony Parker as they cut to an ad break? Just had to use AI

[Minnesota Frost @PWHL_Minnesota]

STILL THE STATE OF HEISE 🙂‍↕️

Taylor Heise has been re-signed to a three-year Standard Player Agreement through the 2028-29 season and is a protected player in the Expansion Roster Distribution Process.
📰 Read more: https://t.co/ZsqGmxczYR

[taylr @taylr]

one week ago today, brian o’hara was in front of the minneapolis city council, unable to explain to aisha chughtai why the police department was $20 million over budget this year already as she went through line item by line item. and now he’s resigned as the police chief

[Sean Ahlness @sahlness]

Go Ottawa, I guess

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

In light of a recent statement by the United States government…

[Sean Ahlness @sahlness]

@VikingsRedSox18 @10k_Takes @PWHL_Minnesota The series is tied 1-1, best of 5. Game 3 tomorrow at home 6pm. (Free on YouTube as always)

[Minnesota Frost @PWHL_Minnesota]

JINCY CALLS GAME

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I can’t stop imagining making the choice to run as far as you can from anyone you love so you can hopefully be killed alone. I just. I’m so fucking angry and sad. This is something beyond evil.

[Jeremiah @suspirant]

Republicans when a beloved watershed is pristine and untouched:

[Sean Ahlness @sahlness]

@SnellSZN Now you’ve gotta start watching the Frost!

[Sean Ahlness @sahlness]

@SnellSZN Good luck in the final- extend the championship lead over the gophers 🫡

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

if another country bombed an elementary school in Alabama and then started saying shit like “they’re better off dead than growing up evangelical” while their executive branch was posting 2010 Marvel memes on their socials, what do you think the reaction would be?