faline |-/

WHAT AM I GONNA DO IN THE SUBMARINE

[faline |-/ @sahlofaline]

THIS especially as someone who genuinely likes the show, you actually have to be so stupid to think it’s realistic in any way and comparable to real cops

[emma @agrosserlook]

if you fell for the copaganda in brooklyn 99 you were doomed from the beginning. like genuinely if andy samberg being like "doink de doink i'm a cop smorgity borg" made you want to be pro-police you deserve to be pelted by rocks

[faline |-/ @sahlofaline]

@deathcabforrudy Always the blue check accounts saying the most braindead shit

[fawn @fawnncel]

a lady came into my work wearing camo pants and i made a joke about how she was just floating and had no legs and she pursed her lips and shook her head and told me today is not the day for nonsense

[lesbian father figure 🌕🧜🏼‍♀️ @moonmerm4id]

BRATZ??? RELEASING OFFICIAL LESBIAN DOLLS??? WITH THE LESBIAN FLAG AND EVERYTHING??? #dolltwt

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Realizing that you can stay seated during the pledge because the Constitution overrules your middle school homeroom teacher was a formative experience for so many young activists

[faline |-/ @sahlofaline]

@ttoiwi5 Play with fidgets and consume benevolent media (tv, laptop) compared to malevolent media (phone)

[faline |-/ @sahlofaline]

When i sleep i always clench my teeth really hard like in my dreams i cant open my mouth

[faline |-/ @sahlofaline]

@deathcabforrudy Firestarbis the only one i wanted LMAO

[faline |-/ @sahlofaline]

@deathcabforrudy Can i trade you for the scourge I got

[faline |-/ @sahlofaline]

@deathcabforrudy LMFAO

[(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★ @Y40IFRQTTING]

in retrospect yeah mothers obviously wouldn't want their kids playing a game called "grand theft auto" where you are a gang member who kills and robs people

[Kerouac @writ7blu]

she’s my whole heart actually ☹️❤️

[gracie @lvckyspice]

i'm finding it

[laur | ceo of s8 sam winchester @victoiapedretti]

IN MY OPINION!!!! every ship in riverdale is shippable as long as it isn’t tangs or incest…everything has a bit of juice

[britney @abigailblossoms]

this being a picture straight from toni’s instagram…

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

People who did this are telling you Cubans are "brutal communists."

[faline |-/ @sahlofaline]

ASEXUAL PERIDOT REPRESENTATION YESSS

[MORFINE @la_morfin3]

The only su theory I lowkey believe in is that peridot is unable to fuse

[MORFINE @la_morfin3]

The only su theory I lowkey believe in is that peridot is unable to fuse

[faline |-/ @sahlofaline]

@deathcabforrudy Actually i am that link pony

[faline |-/ @sahlofaline]

@deathcabforrudy I am applejack or rainbow