Sahil Mirchandani

maybe.

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Shabang but the beat is Hickory Dickory Dock

[ieva @mourninglambs]

I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck

[Alim x FUX⚡️ @FuxwitLim]

Facebook deadly 😭💀

[Bobby @Bobbythirdway]

If you spend $0 on lunch everyday and starve yourself, you could be saving $7,280/year.

That’s enough money to purchase a slightly used Honda Accord in 5 years.

[john @john_wilddog]

we didn't do this for the confederates and look where we are

[️s @big_sam_atari]

"Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."

[mint @mothmanbussy]

thinking about the kid at the aquarium who started going "orp orp orp" looking at the seals and the random girl nearby going "type shit"

[Ilyaz @AomineReborn]

I’ve seen enough The Batman: Part II is the greatest sequel ever

[Orion 💖 @Orion25_GD]

girl next to me in class googled "homoerotic" on her laptop, read what it was, and then nodded like this

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

#SnowTires 🦇

[mgpi @SYNESTHEIZURE]

jesus Christ, this is way more than 6 inches of snow

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 @abdulgoncrazy]

y'all be scared to double text Imaoo not me ding ding tis i again

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

bro every time we touch i get this feeling

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

My favorite gay straight man

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

"stop apologising" sorry