Sammy

[Sammy @sahmjo]

Omg now even unicorn hair is a thing #whenwillitend ??

[Sammy @sahmjo]

Also why is it that weather is always the hot conversation at work ...like never ending

[Sammy @sahmjo]

Is it me or are red apples always rotten ...

[Sammy @sahmjo]

@brynjolfssoner could be us someday #dreambig #lifegoals

[Sammy @sahmjo]

@brynjolfssoner people actually watch that show ?

[Sammy @sahmjo]

People who don't drink coffee or never have freak me out for some reason

[Sammy @sahmjo]

Thought doing my mediation #headspace in the steam room would be a good idea. Almost died when taking deep breaths in and out #neveragain

[Sammy @sahmjo]

I swear anyones headshot on LinkedIn above the age of 40 looks like a mugshot #terrifying

[Sammy @sahmjo]

I just heard a landline ring next door to my apt and for some reason it made me feel like I was in a scary movie #SOS #homealone

[Sammy @sahmjo]

Doesn't make it any less awkward that my email is so long lol ... "no no just 1 s"

[Sammy @sahmjo]

Second guy in work building who asked for my email instead of phone number... is this a thing? #olddudes

[Sammy @sahmjo]

Yeah suggestions welcome 😝 https://t.co/QdZYVleBNB

[Sammy @sahmjo]

Finally was able to recover my password and come back to the twitter world! @brynjolfssoner #imbackbitchez

[Sammy @sahmjo]

What a day in history! SO MUCH LOVE!! <3 Marriage equality, FINALLY, now and forever! #LoveWins

[Sammy @sahmjo]

RT @beeezyyyy: @sahmjo bring twitter back!

[Sammy @sahmjo]

Nothin brings up my mood like the smell of new car ...and my friends too I guess @beeezyyyy

[Sammy @sahmjo]

FREE ICED COFFEE with this code!! Am I dreaming??

[Sammy @sahmjo]

@brynjolfssoner YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE ON THIS PLANET 💜💜

[Sammy @sahmjo]

Team #whiteandgold

[Sammy @sahmjo]

The Sharks made that half time show