Tijani👑

[sean @isthesundown]

My dad is a flat earther and I play along so he doesn’t stop sending me money

[Tijani👑 @saiaadu]

Weirdo is not a strong enough word for an abuser sorry

[Tijani👑 @saiaadu]

I knew nothing 😂

[Tijani👑 @saiaadu]

The way people ascribe genre really confuses me idk

[max @maxinethepoet]

My problem is I want to read every book and play ever written and that's just not possible in my lifetime so I hope that there's a library in the ancestral plane

[Tijani👑 @saiaadu]

Honourable mention: parties run by oldheads

[Tijani👑 @saiaadu]

Gay parties, parties with NO PHONES, parties no one has made a tiktok about yet 😃>>>>>>

[TheGirlisNoOne @Hannah__O]

Just seen this girl on tiktok speak on day parties in London after one that took place yesterday and tbh I’ve been over them for the past 3 years. Same thing, same people, same subpar experience. I’d rather be at home 😂

[Tijani👑 @saiaadu]

Every other sentence ‘fucking’, ei.

[Tijani👑 @saiaadu]

People with potty mouths give me the ick

[Tijani👑 @saiaadu]

@Favwontmiss Purple / brown

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

I just fell to my knees.

[Tijani👑 @saiaadu]

We moved on too quickly…

[SluttySchiaparelli @coochnigs]

They ate this so bad like ughh

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

They’ve introduced the acronym SHAPE (Social Sciences, Humanities, and Arts for People and the Economy) due to the success of STEM and it doesn’t really work because “women in SHAPE” sounds like a comment on our bodies.

[T✨ @txadel_]

I need black evangelists to stop targeting other black people. Be braver. Also leave me alone.

[Jay - Hyphenated History UK @HyphenatedJay]

Why are men euphemising and rebranding rapey tendencies as “lack of sexual discipline”? Why does nobody like to talk about power/displays on power when talking about rape/sexual assault?

[Adia. @hey_itsAdia]

when Kelela said haaooouuooohhaaahuuahh my life changed.

[P² @DreMacsAMillion]

Accidentally opened IG while in a Teams meeting and all you heard was “BOUNCE THAT ASS JUST LIKE YO FRIEND DO”
………… who’s hiring fr??

[Lustani @lustcntrl]

A lot of y’all fashion niggas be stealing these gay niggas swag and want to sly hate on dem like nah nigga that’s literally ur inspiration

[Ash @theashrb]

Ending rough sleeping is a priority for this country, a very high one at that… it is however a structural issue that cannot be fixed by a simple proclamation outside Number 10.

[prin 𖤍 @velcrolezbo]

gym soreness really makes me aware of my body and how to feel aligned through pain. bending at the knees to pick up an item, lifting up my phone and straightening my posture, stretching through the day..

[Mel Smith @iamMelsmith]

To Pimp A Butterfly immediately distanced himself from everybody in his class.